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Another day, another story on Austin. Yawwwwnnnn!!!

It's all go at St James' Park this summer isn't it. Contracts getting signed all over the place.

I gotchu, boo. http://i.imgur.com/O2HaO2N.jpg Woah!

If he goes we'll hopefully sign 2 strikers. If he stays, nee chance of us getting 2 strikers. It'll be one.

That attempted save was that bad I'd be looking into match fixing if I was UEFA.

What a fucken boring game!

Exactly. By a fucking mile as well.

Some belters in here I have to say.

Things are really hotting up I see.

That was the future of English football I seen tonight?

Do you's all not meet up prior to these meetings so you can co-ordinate your line of questioning better? You'd think they would wouldn't you, so they're not all asking the same questions.

Who said two weeks ago the Austin deal was done tbf Exactly. None of them know fuck all.

Pretty sure their answer to that was a slightly more polite 'f*** off he doesnt charge interest so its fine' than what you said Yeah, I remember that bollocks.

Whatever question is asked, they just fucken lie about it anyway. Such as the Sports Direct advertising around the stadium. Saying it's just there to show other potential customers who want to advertise in and around the stadium. So they're telling us nobody wants to advertise in our stadium? A premier league club and no one wants to advertise in a ground which gets beamed around the world every other week? No other club in the premier league has this problem. Liars!

Would love him back here but it just isn't going to happen.

Nothing I didn't expect. Same old shite, different summer...

Think I might just follow her (on twitter).

We all just know this is what will happen. Happed far too often.

Newcastle United have told Andy Carroll that the only way he will return to St James’ Park is on a pay-as-you-play deal, writes Alan Oliver in the Sunday People. Stopped reading at that point.

DICK!

Chuckle chuckle chuckle.

Well, fingers crossed with this one. Would be a canny start to the summer to get shot of Carver and Stone, get a full new backroom staff in and then sign a player like Charlie Austin. Like I said though, it's only a start...

Strange decision but at least we have "football people" on the board now.

Said he wants to play every week. Since when did that mean he was signing for Palace?