Toon Hoser

He can bring the entire world together.

Spain's Doritos shirt reminds me of Germany '90. https://www.classicfootballshirts.co.uk/1990-92-west-germany-home-shirt-m-206390.html

Oh God yes!

Mourinho morphing from Dean Martin into Jerry Lewis.

Blatter doesn't give a fuck anymore, he just wants to watch the world burn.

Fuck sake. Toronto FC ‏@torontofc 13s13 seconds ago 35' Jozy Alitdore has been issued a red card. Altidore was on the bench. Reds still have 11 players on the field. #TFCLive

Altidore goes to Toronto and becomes Jozy No Mates. I don't understand.

It's sad that this question even has to be contemplated. Mike Ashley's legacy.

Could have used Landon last night.

Seeing that chubby little cherub back in the Premier League...

Mario, welcome home.

W'SUP MAN!

https://vine.co/v/OlKidDY1Tu3

Those green-green uniforms look hideous.

I love him.

I hate him.

Shouldn't be too hard after tonight.

ASHLEY OUT!

I calmed down. Should I stay calm?

Wasn't his heartfelt interview at the end of last season the image of a changed man? Like fuck, nothing's changed and nothing will change until he fucks off. Hey Ashley: FUCK OFF ALREADY!

If we Chechens only had it so good.

If Liverpool is Russia, then which shambolic post-Soviet republic is NUFC?

Forza! http://i61.tinypic.com/fmnwww.jpg

Gorgeous.