Toon Hoser

Nailed it.

Didn't even watch the second half. Nothing worth watching anymore.

Messy 2nd half. TFC blow a lead and go down to 10 men. Chicago boss them around and win it. 3-2 F

Yes he can! http://i59.tinypic.com/2h6yqvk.gif 1-1 HT

Can Giovinco score against the Chicago Fires today?

Scoring when they want.

Ehhh, I'll be watching on comfy chairs with my dad at the family Easter gathering. For free, minus a one hour car trip.

This. I'm neither enthusiastic nor negative towards them. Kind of numb to all things NUFC lately.

TFC at Salt Lake. Home side scores in the first half. TFC look listless throughout, Giovinco's 3-game scoring drought reaching "crisis" proportions, etc etc. 88th minute - TFC equalize! 89th minute - Salt Lake march straight up the field and score again. 2-1 Final. Another TFC classic. http://i.imgur.com/57uMO.gif

If they switched to proper City of Chicago flag shirts, they would never lose. I am telling you this.

It's going to be awesome when we scoop him up from Spurs. Just wanted to write something like that, once in a lifetime.

Zlatan.

Aye that blue number is lush. We know our place on the world stage -- and it isn't actually on the stage but somewhere in an empty corridor, behind some bins.

For Aspiring International Players Who Couldn't Convince Another Country's FA To Take Them In, There's Always... http://i59.tinypic.com/15rxzpi.jpg

http://i61.tinypic.com/fwkuns.jpg Shirt has woven stripes going across, you can kind of see them.

Woops!

Listen, he never literally threw the towel, you see. Lick.

"That black away kit that Portugal wore in the year in between tournaments." http://i60.tinypic.com/30w00eh.jpg

He's going to need one hell of a thick skin, the abuse he will get if he appears on a football pitch will be incredible. Also, if he is ever found guilty - Sunderland will be known as the team who happily played with the paedo (no pun intended). Have heard they're going the whole way and renaming the ground Paedoland in order to pull in a key demographic. Although you'd have thought they have that market cornered, etc etc. There's a photoshop with the Stokoe statue crying out to be made.

Cartoon humour. Love the panel with Bruce.

0-4. Main point of viewing interest will be the very stripey socks on Arsenal.

The last sporting event of any importance to be played in Toronto was the last time the Bills were up there. http://i.giphy.com/lAhV1U3MCBPhu.gif

The last sporting event of any real importance played in Yankee Stadium was the 1958 NFL Championship Game.

Yup. Couldn't be arsed to watch, just checked in for the score. Not even angry with it, just meh, whatever. Hopefully a new era comes sooner rather than later.

There's a starting XI to crush the spirit.