Revolution Number 9

Can someone not just wipe out Obertan for the season just to eliminate the temptation for Alan?

Everything's gone to hell since Obertan came on He's broke the team.

At least if you're bringing Anita off make it a like-for-like with Abeid ffs.

Gouffran can't, so let's try it. Think we'll need De Jong in the side of course, but reluctant to break up this midfield 3 as they seem to be working really well together. Also, what a Pardew sub.

Maybe that's the problem. Alan's frantically looking around at his bench wondering where Shola is while his backroom staff are drawing straws on who has to tell him the bad news.

Can De Jong play where Gouffran is now?

Cliché Never fails to amuse me.

Urgh.

Man, that backheel was cool

Just thinking like, I can't fucking wait to play with this team on FM 2015

What were they singing there? Something about Steve Gerrard slipping?

Two threads now

On the thread now. Great reading is imminent.

Williamson's neck isn't even central on the body.

Only on 25 points after all that, but I've still got Fabregas, Toure, Cahill and Henderson to play.

Kamara

Mind you, I'm saying that but my entire midfield is yet to play.

I've got fuck all

Phew, saved my clean sheet points.

Had pretty much no points so far

Did Ronaldo just start an argument with himself?

Everton 2-1 up, Naismith.

Just going to put Soccer Saturday on tbh.

Injury problem of some sort I think.

God, imagine if they flopped again this season. That would be glorious.