Revolution Number 9

Like Will Hughes? Would be happy with that Doubt it would happen though.

One of the replies Mike ‏@MikeDingDong 19h @JackWhatmough36 Tbh mate I just thought you were a Football Manager regen

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Rather see Gouffran lose his spot as well, but it raises the problem of where to play him. De Jong plays centrally doesn't he? Might end up with Sissoko on the wing again

Got 3 points in the head to head league

Thinking about doing something a bit different and making De Jong captain for Gameweek 2. Assuming that he plays.

Fabregas an absolute must if he's taking Chelsea's set pieces this season.

The possession was 78-23% according to Sky a few minutes ago Chelsea. So good they broke maths.

Chelsea are keeping the ball in situations where they have no right to keep the ball. Possession for this game is going to be about 80/20.

That Gerrard song again I can hear RAWK's impotent rage from here.

Hazard is ridiculous.

Nah fuck that, Vurnon could have done that shit.

Unbelievable goal.

Fucks sake, I can't do anything right on this fucking shit.

If Sissoko learns how to lay the ball off properly when he makes his driving runs then we'll have all the creativity we need from Cabella and De Jong IMO.

And now it's saying I'm bottom with 36, 14 points behind the second-bottom team on 50. I have no idea what's happening any more.

Had a proper hope spot there like, just for a moment I thought I wasn't the Alan Pardew of fantasy football.

Hang on, what? Someone's on 26? The table I'm looking at says I'm bottom with 28.

Behind Kaka? At least 10 points behind everyone

Just realised that I'm currently last by some distance Oh dear.

Looked a lot better than I thought he would be, like.

Think people are being quite harsh, not every team will be as tough to break down as City are remember.

Already like Perez!

That's not a knife... That's a spoon It's a knife in that one of it's primary uses is to cause people pain.

We brought on Obertan. They brought on Aguero That's like calling in an air strike when someone pulls a knife on you.