Revolution Number 9

Mackems have signed Coates on loan.

Thought Tottenham was a cert. Crazy shit.

Surprised another prem team hasn't gone in for him tbh - particularly surprised that QPR haven't tried to sign him.

Should be an entertaining one, at least. Certainly a lot of teams around who are still looking to bring in players.

Be nice to have 2 perfectly capable centre backs though.

Imagine someone on here posting something like that. Even better, imagine someone on RTG posting a thread like that

Not going to happen sadly Jordan. De Jong will play off Riveiere, 451 all the way Remember when Pardew was saying he'd be playing the same as "the entertainers" did. Can you do that with a 4-5-1 formation? :\ You could IMO if you played 2 quality inside forwards, but Pards wont so it's a moot point.

Alan "The Death Stare" Pardew Just when I thought he couldn't actually get any more ridiculous, he tops his previous efforts again.

Did you haggle? Bet he monitored like a fucking pro.

A massive gap between midfield and attack maybe? Oh, we got that already. We have an attack?

So basically they've said "You can have him, as long as you promise not to give him back".

Phew.

#Rivière Literally just put that gormless fucker in my team and he gets crocked. FFS, back to the drawing board.

The line 'ambushed coming off the water slide' had me howling like

This is fucking nuts Next game I bet there's a 'Ginger Pirlo' banner, mind.

Not even an attractive tree, either. Branches too pointy, WNB.

:lol:

Tesco in Gateshead is in for a reckoning tonight

Every Man Utd fan who went to the game supports MK Dons now.

Getting beat by a pretendy club

When you're the king, you can noob tube who you want.

Right, I've given up. Can't take any more We've got a whole season of this turgid shit to look forward to.

By the way, in case anyone cared the 2nd half has kicked off.

I f***ing swear mate. I knew Pardew didn't want him near the first team. Thought he'd play for the second string though. They don't want to risk a pitch invasion again. Particularly another one where the pitch invades someone's mouth.