Revolution Number 9

Lots of aerial fret.

Moyes out

Amazing. The bird poo, that is.

FFS, knew I shouldn't have picked Zarate. At least he's only on the bench.

Get in, Lukaku starts.

As one of the only people in the entire game who doesn't actually have Rooney, allow me to say fuck.

Sorry, yes. Steven.

Just realised that I have no Man Utd players in my team at all. Odd.

Hull being linked with a move for Fletcher.

Yeah, could definitely see that. Their scouting network seems to consist of a bloke surfing the premier league page of the sky sports website.

Surely they should have moved on to other targets by now? Assuming that they actually had other targets, at least.

Got rid of Speroni and Ward and replaced them with Howard and Vlaar due to recent events. You're never happy with your team, like.

If Pardew went to Palace I think I would genuinely shed tears of joy.

Just seen the fire brigade rush by, presumably to try and calm the roaring inferno that used to be the summer transfer window.

Genuine question, but is Wickham injured/off then? Did I miss something? Turned down a new contract, which possible suggests the latter - nothing concrete yet though as far as I know.

Wow. Poor choice of words.

He is pure f***ing cack Very good. The best I could come up with were 'We think that he's on the smack' or 'His favourite show's Art Attack'.

Him or Ferreyra.

Can't come up with a good 3rd line, but Jack Colback, Colback, He wishes his hair was black

That reads like a s*** ghost story. "But that girl has been dead for 20 years!!" They love that s*** on the shortbus, old lags drawing the young miscreants near for a tale of wrong-do-ery round the virtual campfire. "Arrrrrr boy, we don't talk 'bout the battle of North Shields Ferry round these parts... those scurvy mags did summon a Kraken, a Kraken I tells thee. Brought forth from the filthy depths to drag our brave boys down. Also, some of them had pool cues..."

Had just about settles on a forward line of Bojan, Zarate and Lukaku, then fucking Big Sam went and signed Crouch. Urgh. Now I have to reconsider again.

:lol: :lol: WHAT!? Wait, that might have come across wrong. What I meant was verbal attacks. I remember some guy with ginger hair calmly going about his business, and all of a sudden this car full of loutish yobs screams past with them all yelling ginger related nonsense. Having said that, I'm sure people in this country have been beaten up for being ginger. You guys are too much. Not sure why, but the phrase 'Ginger related nonsense' has completely killed me Edit: Just seen the thread title :lol:

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Also liked the implication that people in low-earning jobs shouldn't be allowed to mock those richer than them. Alreet, Gideon.

:lol: Can't even find words for how bad that craic is.