Revolution Number 9

Coming off, Not playing in the first place, Coming on, Starting. Me too.

Boring As Fuck

Nah, that's why we turned him down.

Just think, if you ever speak to Hatem again, he'll remember you as 'railing man'.

Need Yaya out of my team I think, just need to figure out who to spend all that cash on.

Just imagine if you were upright. Actually hit the deck here like.

Am I the only one who's completely fucking creased at the fact that Stifler actually had a link to a discussion about Tesco in Gateshead on standby?

Railing-related injuries.

Was just reading that, he said it had been his ambition to meet the cast It's mine as well, tbf. I'd be armed obviously. The only thing that fucking rectangle would be armed with is his tongue.

Must be Obertan's pseudonym

Was just reading that, he said it had been his ambition to meet the cast

What's this mean? What TV money? The 50% of our transfer budget that was earmarked for a new telly in the club cafeteria?

The difference is, would you go and start supporting another team instead?

He'll be a Chelsea fan by the end of the season. He's a typical example of why everyone spent so long hating Man Utd.

Fucking hell that's atrocious. Hope someone hits him hard in the face.

This entire page

Aaron Ramsey scores at the weekend - another famous person passes away. Almost getting scary now.

Dunno like, Shakhtar's ground got shelled today. He's come to the right place to get away from that - we're not capable of shooting at fucking anything.

I've pretty much already given up on the main league Focusing entirely on the head to head league now.

People have said he'll do well because he's a Pardew player but I think even he would benefit a lot more from a manager who played better football and actually used our creative players. His main quality seems to be that he's good at retaining possession for us, if we played a system actually capable of doing something with that possession then I think he could be a fairly useful option to have around. Of course, under Pardew all he's capable of is to help keep the ball with no eventual effect. Once again, IMO, the problem at it's root is actually with that slimy fucking prick.

Keep an eye on the news tonight, then. Another Ramsey goal.

Zarate and Vlaar on the bench.

Probably get some bonus points for him as well.

Clean sheet for Krul, unfortunately my gamble with Siem didn't pay off Might have if he'd started.