Revolution Number 9

To be fair, Demichelis pretty much had him in a fucking submission hold.

That kick on Schneider was brutal, mind.

Some unreal talent on display today. Hoping for some images/gifs to pop up soon.

Watching that made me wish we had been in a group with Brazil. That must have been one of the worst performances in any semi-final of anything ever.

That must be the stage between monitoring and making a last-minute bid at 2 million below the player's value.

Southampton say hi. Nah they'll do something stupid like spend it

She's so fine she gave me a lisp when athena.

17, bit edgy mind.

A global ban is possible. Mputu received a 12 month one a while back. Holy s*** "Tresor Mputu | TP Mazembe players aggressing an Ethiopian Referee (Kigali) " Holy fucking shit how have I never seen that before?

Well that says it all.

Even when shown the bite marks they refuse to believe. Clearly it was the work of an invisible squirrel.

Ban him from football altogether IMO. Don't see why a loony like that should be allowed on the pitch again if he's going to go round chewing on people after being punished for it already twice.

So cute! She's unreal :love:

Considering how this world cup has been so far, I honestly wouldn't be surprised if he had a good tournament

Rooney needs dropping, like. I genuinely can't remember the last time I saw him actually play well for England.

I really underestimated in my head just how big Hulk is. The man is like fucking Dickson Etuhu! I bet Croatia are wondering why they even bothered turning up to that one, though. Most stacked game I've seen in a while.

This really is just one massive disaster like isn't it

China says Yeah but did China have a giant Voldemort? Did they fuck.

Mr Newcastle our first-choice CB next season then

Fantastic. It's like scum bidet and the head piano all over again.

Might be for security? Easier to hack an email than tap a fax, I imagine.

Wigan amused me while they were in the Premiership, they were like a full-on troll club, staying up every year just to piss everyone else off.

What I want to know is when we signed Sonic the Hedgehog's sidekick.