Will rip my skeleton out if that list is true, although will feel some disappointment that the c*** Souness isn't fingered
Not sure what's more grim the skeleton or souness fingering imagery.
Really?
They've edited the list - "Club requested full article from Telegraph", and so on.
And the fact the page says "all news on this website is fictitious".
But apart from that...........
Gameweek 7
Everton 2 v Crystal Palace 2
Swansea 0 v Liverpool 3
Hull 0 v Chelsea 1
Sunderland 0 v West Brom 1
Watford 1 v Bournemouth 1
West Ham 1 v Middlesbrough 1
Man Utd 3 v Stoke 1
Leicester 2 v Southampton 1
Spurs 2 v Man City 2
Burnley 0 v Arsenal 3 bold
Rotherham 1 v Newcastle 4