RupertCommunicator

"You're support is fucking shit!" Mega!

What colour mask do you think he would wear?

This is exactly like when Shearer got injured after we sold Sir Les. Exactly. Except Shearer was class and Shola is, well... Shola.

Don't really fancy Best and Ranger together like. Limits Barton's attacking contribution to through balls rather than the usual options.

Sell Barton. He is useless. Free transfer.

Just think. We nearly signed Johnson back in the day! Dodged that bullet.

Nice to see the Judas banners getting an airing whilst the wound is still fresh.

We need a right footed winger more than another left footer.

Fucking hell man, the Carroll sell is a good piece of business for the club, provided the money gets spent on players. We can rebuild our 1st XI for that which for me, provided we get a £10m striker in the bargain would be preferable to relying on Carroll alone. Yes we'll drop a couple of places due to not having Carroll, but I think with some spending in the same vein that we've been doing, we can push for Europe next season. Selling Cole fucked us over and if he'd have stayed and partnered Ferdinand, I think we could have won silverware.

Think we will finish 14th without "Judas". Next season - 6/7th.

FUCK! Liverpool are going to be £15m up with a better striker. And I bet the £35m goes straight into Ashleys skyrocket prior to him selling up.

Think you might have accidentaly subscribed to the wrong Sky package mate That would be a better use of my money. Although Saturday afternoons would be awkward with the wife and bairn like...

Just think of all those people going up to Manchester from Sussex! And obviously Crawley will take some fans too. That joke will get done to death on here in the next few weeks...

It pisses me off so much that they don't show Saturday 3pm kick offs either. Considering there are usually 10 prem matches on in a weekend, you'd think that they could show footy on a Sat PM. What am I paying my money for? I don't want to see some greasy spanish cunts rolling round like fannies on the floor. We've already got an Argie who does that for us at SJP.

He was a good keeper at a time when we had four good keepers. Great player, but it didn't hurt us one bit when he went.

I honestly couldn't give the tiniest little shit about any of the foreign leagues. Shit, violent fans, diving that is worst than than the premier league and referees that send a players off for blowing on an opponent. It annoys me that Sky wastes so much of my subscription on foreign football that I don't watch.

No. What do you disagree with? Krul in goal? Taylor over williamson? Barton on the right? Ireland over nolan? Ben Arfa in a free role? Carroll in the starting line up? I disagree with so much of this! For me we should do: Harper Simmo Colo Willi Jose Barton Nolan Tiote Ben Arfa Carroll Ameobi With Ireland on the bench to use as an impact sub. If he can prove he has it in training. I wouldn't have signed him in the first place TBH, he is a ultrapenis.

I think we'll win 8-0.

Fucking hell man, you've missed my point again! I'm going to ignore your posts, especially now you've gotten rid of that mint avatar.

Type "Newcastle shirt 1995" into google.

Yeah, but if we all showed blind faith in the club, all these threads would be one post long and I would be in bed right now.

You have failed to see what I was getting at. No point using humour on here is there?

How do you explain how Matty Pattison got a game then?

Oi! Fucking modifying your post, so mine doesn't make sense!

Why, because players would get fucking crucified if they slipped up? Some of the bastards on here bay for blood man!