TBG

Magic of the cup makes it 0-2 to the under dog.

Starts against Villa

Gone further than last season. Progress.

Mustn't be any day trippers attending

Hall to get the third.

Things are boiling over there with Tete

Do, do we celebrate?

Clear dive.

Good sign though. A fully fit Murphy still misses that.

Hemes has to deliver if he comes off the bench

Who's the Poundland Karius

Haven't heard that, but my sources have indicated he might be leaving at the end of the season.

Might be reading too much into things, but could Dan 'still hasn't said a word, so is he staying or going. I need to know, NOW' Ashworth be unsettling Big Joe ahead of both their respective moves to Man Utd?

Lampard is apparently looking to get back into work.

Has to be Stevie G though. Knows the area. Loves the club.

Need the exact quote before I shit the bed.

C A Live Love U M W I Laugh S O N

It's either nothing or a return trip to pick up Bruno's dogs ahead of his move to PSG

Absolute state of the shipping containers being used at the fan zone. Has the club and or Ashworth commented on this?

Need one at the ground, one in Eldon Square and Monument Mall converted back to how it used to be so I can relive my youth of Christmas 2004, picking out the below in that club store: It's disgusting how men only want one thing.

Newcastle x3, Metro Centre, Wallsend x2, Gateshead, Riyadh x100, Ponteland.

Looks good in that video but can he do it on a Tuesday morning at Little Benton

He's currently out with an abdominal injury. Sources say he couldn't stomach a move.

Rumoured to be staying.