TBG

They'll get round to it. As soon as they've reported what John Sayers' has had for breakfast. The new Geordie Shore member. The crash on the A1, and the item you won't believe B&M are selling for £9.99

Isn't it all tied up in shares and stuff? It's not like he's went into his TSB Classic Account and seen 1.9billion in his pending transactions.

Number 9 next season?

Was lazy first half of the season iirc

Not sure the new owners will enjoy the chilli climate. All we could say to them is that's nacho fault.

It's obvious who in here has a foot fetish.

Once again making out that he plays nothing but attacking football.

Welbeck Who the fuck wants Welbeck when we're signing Joelinton for £43m.

If it does end in a draw, reckon we'll get criticized (again) for sticking to our game plan and not going at them.

Support Mick's dream, not the regime.

Bet they're investigating why we spent money on him in the first place

"However according to TEAMtalk", can't even be arsed to make up their own bullshit

Looking forward to next seasons winners being handed a bottle of Coke (which has to face the camera, and be carried by the player at all times) with their winners medal.

Kinda want them to get promoted. Just to see the threads from other fans in peace wishing them all the best for next season, how they deserved to go up and how they'll be a big miss in the league.

He has the same the hair cut as a young Dyer.

Can take the match ball with him on the next plane out of Newcastle. The traitor.

Those poor journalists. Must be really hard to add new quotes to the same copy and paste article they post weekly. They should just stick to reporting news based off Twitter rumours.

Got to remember that if we were to make £50m from selling players, that money would more than likely come in installments meaning we wouldn't have it all to spend. I mean it doesn't seem to effect other clubs when it comes to spending, but who are we to question Ashley and co.

Is that meant to read like being in the Premier League is something new to us?

Nah, from reading that tweet it sounds like they're starting to shift the blame on Rafa if he doesn't sign. 'We were so determined to keep Rafa, we turned down approaches from several world class managers. With no time left to secure our number one target (Rafa) we were left with no other choice than to appoint Sammy Lee as first team manager. We shall now get behind Sammy, just like we know our world class supporters will. Season tickets still on sale'.

Hopefully. Edit: Nah, he's just posted in the chat section.

Looking forward to it being spun as the club did everything it could to keep him but Rafa still quit. The sad thing being a lot of our fans will buy it, along with buying their season ticket.

And how we were stupid to hound them out.

Has Barton even heard of Germany?

Can't see us spending much more than the £43m on Joelinton.