BrettNUFC

Imagne how slow he will be when he gets to 32/33. An Alan Smith scenario well dodged. If he got any slower than what he is now he would just stop still! Fat Greedy Cunt!

90 grand a week!!! ...he should be on 900 grand a week!!! Ohhhhhh Coloccini, your the love of my life.....!!! :colo:

It all sounds far too much like Big Sam's got a big fat head theories to me! John W Henry appoints Comolli ('The Moneyball of Soccer') and has now spent 80 million on Henderson, Carroll and Suarez. No real undervalued player arguably Suarez but 24 million is hardly peanuts. What ever happened to the good old 4-4 f***ing 2?!

Too old for what we are currently trying to set up at the toon! Good goalscorer and a top player but i wouldn't be signing him! Hope he doesn't go to some Turkish club though. Enjoy watching him in La Liga.

I'm sure we have something in place because i remember Pardew talking about his backroom staff and the staticians in place along with their scouting system. It was a good article to read but regardless of the stats, it's how your players perform on the pitch at the end of the day. If Barcelona rip Man Utd/Arsenal apart, Fergie/Wenger can go and look for their fix of stats after the game all they like but it's not going to take away the fact what everyone's eyes had seen in that they were just completely outclassed regardless of what positions they put their players in to stop Xavi or stop throw ins/corners/freekicks happening. Moneyball my arse! 'It's just bought Jordon Henderson for 20 million pound'!

248 voters on this poll and 18 have voted for RB... Own up you 18 clowns...

Don't see how. Marveaux's best position is on the left. N'Zogbia's best position is on the right. Ben Arfa's best position is in the middle. Where does Jonas fit in? Or does he not count? The bench I fail to see what is so retarded about Jonas sitting on the bench if someone else is on the left wing like, but fair enough. Because you now have Marveaux and Jonas sitting on your bench...would like to see your team sheet against Arsenal...promising stuff! I was refering to Sewelly's formation, which is what you were asking about, I've never even suggested what I would personaly play, just what I think Pardew would do. But just to humour you: Ba Barfa N'zogbia Cabaye Tiote Barton No Jonas, no Marveaux. Cheers for the laugh, come back when we see Barton on that right hand side again

Don't see how. Marveaux's best position is on the left. N'Zogbia's best position is on the right. Ben Arfa's best position is in the middle. Where does Jonas fit in? Or does he not count? The bench I fail to see what is so retarded about Jonas sitting on the bench if someone else is on the left wing like, but fair enough. Because you now have Marveaux and Jonas sitting on your bench...would like to see your team sheet against Arsenal...promising stuff!

Don't see how. Marveaux's best position is on the left. N'Zogbia's best position is on the right. Ben Arfa's best position is in the middle. Where does Jonas fit in? Or does he not count? The bench

Don't see how. Marveaux's best position is on the left. N'Zogbia's best position is on the right. Ben Arfa's best position is in the middle. Where does Jonas fit in? Or does he not count?

Because he is dog turd and injury prone.

I'd take Duff back now, been sensational for Fulham! Not in a million years. The Irish down syndrome kid is awful! Not in a billion years...

I'd take Duff back now, been sensational for Fulham!

I can see him being sacked before the season has ended... He's a nice fella though so might make up for him being shit

They can have Harper for 1 million

I have to agree, although we don't know how Gosling will return, i'd take his glimpses of quality and potential at Everton over Danny Guthrie's whole career at the toon in the Premiership!

If someone offered 1 million i'd snap their hands off! The lad is dog turd!

1.5 million...no chance! Suppose we could accept the bid and send Steve Harper up North in disguise

I've still seen him appear from time to time! I'm glad Gabala took him off our hands full time from punditry but i await his horrific return...

Oh well amused me for all of 10 minutes...better luck on the next holiday or weekend in Liverpool!

Because they love getting the donkey on the Spanish coverage and he is absolutly shocking and i have no idea why he is on there!

Mark Bolton was brilliant, that is an awful decision to sack him, they will replace him with someone like fucking Tony Adams! Jokers!

I am now turning to God, one of the few times in my life and praying for this rumour to be true.....amen!

... but might not fare too well against a 6 foot athlete. Normally a team relies a lot on its centre backs with defending crosses and set pieces, and that isn't Colo's strong point, to say the least. Other players had to shoulder the responsibility last year. Just looking at the team we're building, it seems to me nimble and skilful but not particularly strong in the air. I think we're looking for a third midfield player to go alongside Tiote and Cabaye, and we could do with a bit of balance. It is a concern that we are losing some height through the team, although Marveaux looks quite tall, and Barnetta if he arrives looks similar. Whether they are any good in the air is another matter. Well if they aren't good in the air they are going to be struggling, both aren't no taller than 6ft!

Ok, still not getting the point about him only being able to play in what is looking to be a redundant position. Agree to disagree. Yes apart from the fact you seem to think Jonas can only play Left Midfield and no other position which is slighly confusing because he is a fairly versatile midfielder in that regards.