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Who’s going to get yellow tickered first? Feels like it’s a GK, so either Trafford or Garcia. After that, we’re into the wild Wild West

I’d go Dibling over Mbeumo personally which puts me in a massive minority but I wouldn’t pay over £45m for Dibling whereas I think £60m is fair for Mbeumo

Wonder how strong Emery’s loyalty is to Villa. Having to sell players and not be in CL football could mean it opens the door for other clubs to make a move for him. Think they’d fade quickly without Emery at the helm next season

Thought I could cope with people misspelling Mbeumo’s name but I can’t. Hope we don’t sign him for that reason alone

Hope we’ve got our best syrup on the menu for when we wine and dine Demba. Also, an orthopaedic surgeon on retainer who specialises in exploding knees

They will be when they need to sack Sharon from the canteen and Eric from cleaning but they won’t be when they need to spend £65m on a player. It’s a riddle

Are they very serious about selling the only player who performed consistently for them this season, Amad?

He’ll run it down so he can sign for us in his prime

Such a talented player but just not mentally the right fit, especially as he’s getting older. Think he’ll phone it in from here on out

Disaster waiting to happen that

They’re such a shambles, Brexit Jim only knows one way of doing business and it’s pissing everyone involved off

He’s 5’7, Howe probably started smashing in Mitchell’s face for suggesting him and that’s why he’s leaving

Who gives a fuck man, honestly. This is the best period of being a supporter in over two decades and we’ve consistently signed brilliant players who’ve delivered a trophy and champions league twice. Stop worrying about a load of nonsense

He’ll be back on it next season

Millwall? Hope this lad likes a fight

Not a major spoiler but the person who got killed in the first episode was Paul Mitchell. A gardener named Dan was snapped at the scene

Nah

Not going to go large on this reaction, in summary I couldn’t give a fuck as long as our transfer window goes well. Going to withhold judgement until we see what happens in June

Hearing that Houghton is in line for a shock recall as manager of NUFC

Rayan Cherki under Pep? Nah, that would go badly wrong. MGW would be great for them

Best season of my life, even though from a playing perspective it often wasn’t. Genuine miracle that Howe has achieved this, although this is who he is as a coach, absolutely top drawer

Chelsea will flip him for more money in a couple of years and so the cycle continues. Can’t respect a single player that ever goes there

Dat flopping tho

He was a much better fit for us when we were more of a counter attacking side. Not having space to run into + injuries have meant he just isn’t that useful anymore. If he can trust his body and not break down there are still a lot of sides that would be lucky to have him

Fairly sure we’re at the stage of his career where the story’s being written by George R R Martin