gbandit

One of the few times I can agree with blowing early, given Arsenal time wasted relentlessly. They shouldn’t get to benefit from it twice

Him and Owen in a room together. Give me just the one bullet, thank you, that’ll do

Unsurprisingly an awful game so far, thanks Arteta. You fucking cunt

That handball by Saka was about five times more of a handball than Tino’s against PSG. Whole thing’s a farce

Fingers crossed someone puts their studs through Havertz’s face during the game

Lewis Skelly is a mega mega cunt

Feel absolutely sick. This season man

Trossard flopping to the floor for a free kick with less than a minute on the clock. Welcome to the worst football side of all time

Iraola at Liverpool would be sickening, absolutely sickening. Stevie G is the man for the job, with Macca as his number two and John Arne Riise as blasties coach

Think there are just a lot of unhappy people supporting us, with a negative outlook generally. That then gets projected onto NUFC. There’s been a fair amount to criticise in the last year but the scale of nitpicking criticism about every last little thing is completely out of proportion. Genuinely hope that’s not how a lot of these fans view their own lives as it’s a sad thought but it’s hard to look past that being a significant contributing reason for why they view things through such a myopic, shit-stained lens

Good to read that. I may not have always loved you as a player Anthony, or warmed to your character but you’ve always said the right things and I don’t think you can argue that he hasn’t given a huge amount of effort. Good luck in the future, I think you’ll be a top player over there because of your pressing and pace, which will make up for your weaker technique compared with your teammates

What are you on about?

Please leave for the betterment of your career and the betterment of NUFC

At some point it’s going to go horribly wrong for them. I feel sorry for them to a degree, they’ve had to sell to progress as a club but surely they’re reaching the point where they want to hold onto their players

Aye, I know. It’s absolutely gutting how bad our decision making was last summer. As a club, we can’t afford to take risks like Wissa, massively overpaying for someone who’s had one good goalscoring season and who’s late 20s. At least with Elanga he has age on his side and he has discernible attributes that some teams will still value

Aye, I’d take between a £15m to £20m loss on each of them. Get them out, can’t be going into next season with Elanga as our supposed first choice RW

It’s absolutely unbearable nowadays. Just relentless misery

Got a leak in my bath at the moment so I’ve had to close the stop cock. Will reopen it and flood the house if this goes through

Don’t trust a fucking word Romano says about the fee. He shouldn’t be being posted on here. Just reference the fact he’s said it’s agreed as that’s useful info but he’s a propaganda conman merchant. The details are always, always about painting a picture for whichever club is lining his pockets

Aye, although I think it’s mainly come from Gordon. However, getting it done immediately deserves some credit. I’d prefer to get it done immediately even if it means we lose out on up to £5m. The issue is we have to back that up by getting our own business done quickly on incomings

Think you’ll find it was this piece of confetti

Jack27? Was that it?

I’d take anything over £70m but if we could go above £75m it would be unreal business. Especially against scam artists Barca

Positives: We’ve secured a key piece to our youth recruitment Negatives: He’s had a lobotomy