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Jim will be absolutely desperate to get that deal done

Howay man, no chance this happens

Not again Jim https://www.theguardian.com/football/2025/may/29/jim-ratcliffe-sends-signal-to-all-women-with-lack-of-support-for-uniteds-team Can he not just shut the fuck up and let people who know how to communicate do all the talking

Genuinely hope he goes there over a will he, won’t he summer again. Parish despises us and Guehi has clearly not made any major moves to try and push to come to us

Who’s this Guehi chap I keep hearing about?

Almost wall to wall failure there

Just ordered in some new taps, aged brass. The good news is my wife says she’s not leaving me. I’ve also managed to douse the flames on my daughter’s “Garcia” top and I think we can use it as a makeshift flannel. All’s not lost

Sounds like this guy’s coming for Fabrizio’s crown and not a moment too soon

I’m going to level with you, this has been a sordid episode from start to finish. Just had to set fire to my daughter’s “Garcia” top and she’s beside herself. Thanks Shay

Adrian almost fucked that up too

Fuck off

What the fuck was the keeper doing there

Vile

Convinced Pedro Neto would shiv you if he knew he could get away with it

Shay’s got his finger on the pulse

Does Palmer have that haircut as some kind of forfeit?

Think I’ve started like four threads in my whole time on N-O. I don’t think I’ve got it in me, @jack27 (gone but not forgotten) would have had a thread started by now

We’re closing in on thread territory here

The issue isn’t about whether he will play, it’s to do with the bomb Squad shite and the way they have no intention of building a squad if they can flip someone. Why you’d want to be a mercenary at the age of 22 is beyond me but whatever

Hope it goes to absolute shit for him there. Have said it countless times but anyone choosing Chelsea after the way they’ve treated their players for years doesn’t deserve for it to work out well

Room for two? My bathroom’s still flooded and I’ve been told in no uncertain times by my wife that I’m a disgrace

As if Tino or Hall were poor business, they were both absolutely incredible business

Monaco fans despised him like, I don’t really have a strong feeling on it all as all we know is what’s filtered through the press. However, if we’d lost Howe at the expense of a fucking sporting director I’d never have gotten over it

I’m with Pompey lad, I think he’s extremely gifted. His ability to carry the ball and dribble is outstanding for his age and he also has a lot of strength for his frame. I’d be amazed if he doesn’t become one of the best wide players in the league within three years if he stays injury free

Emorim listening to Placebo’s greatest hits in the showers after the game for five hours no doubt