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If people want to believe fiction they can do, it’s not harming anyone else

Not saying people wouldn’t celebrate a goal. I’d celebrate a goal because of what it means for the team. I certainly won’t ever celebrate him again

Well, you’re all better men / women than me. Absolutely no way I’d ever back him like our other players again

Nah, no chance. Some idiots might, but anyone who’s paid any attention shouldn’t ever give him the time of day

Course he will, there’s an absolutely massive road back for him into the team. It’s done with the fans, he’ll never be loved again even if he stays longer than a year but the question is How Howe integrates him back into the team. It’s a tough one as he has zero competition and even if he gets competition Howe always eases people in slowly

Can imagine Donnarumma at Man U being a beautiful disaster

Weird and inappropriate

Just give us £200m so we can get this wanker out of our club please

Looks fantastic from videos and more of a physical handful than Ekitike for defenders even if he isn’t quite as nimble

Much better technique on the ball, doesn’t look that great aerially yet but he’s 1.98m and young. Normally I’d say strikers get better at heading the more experience they get. He’s already a better passer / has better vision than Wood

Not fast at all no, but good technique, excellent vision for his teammates and a natural finisher. Would fit us very well with our pacy wingers

Just watched a video, looks like he has some qualities similar to both Isak and Kane. What a prospect

Never seen him play but age and stats to date look good. Anyone watched him?

Yes

Aye, a small price to pay for the honour of seeing Isak in red

Been told that as long as we turn up to negotiations in gimp masks and ride Dildos inscribed with YNWA they’ll go as far as allowing us to offer Isak to them for £60m

Only 10% after the price we bought him for I believe. So we get the full fee up to something like £60m then 90% of the remaining fee

Great company Alex

Didn’t hear Isak coming out with those lines when we were after Wissa. Filthy snake

Aye, it’s not going to catch on

Find it very hard to believe anyone knows what we’d accept as an offer

This was absolutely class. Can you imagine what would happen to our support if Park Seung-Soo developed into a quality player. Would be incredible but fair play to this lad. That’s serious dedication

Got his own set of trainers and ours, and he’s still gassed 15 mins into the second half of matches. Does he have the worst stamina in football?

This fucking cunt man. Someone needs to smash his face in. He’s literally being paid to brief against us at every turn. As if young players don’t want to join us, the little creep