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Who wanted Longstaff again? Leicester? That one seems to have gone quiet

Brexit Jim could be dead by the time Ashworth is there. Time is money for the old timer

If DCL was able to be fully fit I still struggle a bit with understanding what his role would be in the team. Isak is our star striker. DCL is a fairly traditional striker with good movement but he’d have to occupy the Centre Forward position as he can’t drop deep or do the build up play so what’s the plan? That he only comes on when Isak comes off? E.g. he’s a sub? He’s good enough (if he has a clean bill of health) to be a starting striker for over half the teams in the premier league but not for us. I’m a bit baffled by this one

Playing multiple players out of position and several others who are unfit. What could go wrong?

https://www.theguardian.com/football/article/2024/jun/21/england-players-fitness-pressing-gareth-southgate Maybe pick players who are at their optimum. If Saka has fitness issues then why is Palmer not playing? If Kane has fitness issues why is Watkins not playing. Absurd stuff this

Nice finish

I’d seriously consider putting Kante in my best 11 of all time. He’s ludicrously good

He’s one of the worst in the PL, just guesses most of the time what to do I’m sure

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What!!!!!! That was absurd Also, Dembele actually looks screwed on for once

Great player, will be class at Bayern

This French kit is an all timer, outstanding

No play acting for Chez, great to see after taking a boot to the head

How much would Baumgartner cost?

Ashworth’s a knacker himself though, so I doubt he feels that way. He probably despises us, the twat

In jest, but we told Alfie Harrison he had a route to the first team. Im sure that’s true but Howe’s route for younger players coming into the team is generally a gentle one unless they have a fair amount of experience of first team football at that level already

Not sure but I heard Sunak had been on the blower sniffing around for info along with all his pals

Calafiori and Diomande significantly in front on stats and younger too. We had quoted values that they’d go for?

When the solution to the problem is “only play people in their best position” and it’s not happening for at least three players each game with our left attacking side totally dead you just think what’s the fucking point. There’s a reason I couldn’t care less about England playing almost all the time, and it’s down to this sort of shit. Are France, Germany and Spain playing multiple people out of position? Not only out of their best positions but in positions they barely ever play in

https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/articles/cx88z951lxgo

Saw a column on the BBC with Izzy Christensen wondering whether the way to accommodate TAA is to play him at LB instead of Trippier. What the fuck is wrong with people?

Nothing wrong with a sit down piss, sir

Aye, most people just hated him because of his facial expressions and being combative but it was just youthful exuberance. I’m sure other club’s fans hate him as well now he’s with us but probably more so because he tears them to pieces

I don’t know Kelly at all, have no recollection of seeing him play even though I must have done a fair few times. If he’s a great LB option then fair enough that he gets time there but Burn shouldn’t ever play LB again unless injuries absolutely force it as a last option. Hall is an extremely good player, one of our best passers of the ball, extremely good vision, very comfortable with running with the ball too. I would like to see Hall at LB unless Kelly is something special

Why he thinks it’s sensible to alienate and piss off another team this much is extremely odd. He’s doing it with lots of clubs. He’s a total clown