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He’s not even far off as it stands, it’s ridiculous

Get Miley in there immediately

As long as Chelsea are liable to cover the insurance claims for anyone dying in their Chelsea bedrooms I’m happy with the PSR arrangement. What a farce. I’d just kick Chelsea out of the league, they’re no longer a football club. They’re just a brand with a partner club at this stage

Sounds absurdly grim

Chelsea Residences in Dubai? What the fuck does it even mean

Which tune does this one go with?

Not enough boots on the flag

They’ve overtaken Liverpool for the victim trophy nowadays though, so it’s not all doom and gloom

And to lift the dressing room

There’s absolutely zero chance he goes anywhere where he isn’t expecting to start 95% of games. I’ll take a three month posting ban if he ends up benched more than ten times next season when fully fit

Delap’s not going anywhere to be a bit part player, he’s going somewhere to start every game

Reminds me of 90s video game character favourite, haven’t seen him use his head as a whip yet so he loses points for that

I think Delap is class. Didn’t like him flopping at the weekend, needs to drop that from his game but he’s a very well rounded centre forward. No idea how we’d use him though so not that desperate to sign him

Semenyo is a lot more than a run merchant, he’s a really good player but probably not good business at this stage

Don’t think it’s been confirmed yet but I know there’s been talk of bringing Scrapheap Challenge back to our small screens with Matt Targett as the presenter

Suggests we’re very comfortable with our financials

The Dark Knight Returns Expected this sequel to be better

Nunez is so thick. Probably the key reason why he isn’t able to succeed on the pitch, his footballing IQ is so low as well

Excellent heartbreaker this for Forest, choked

That was the kind of miss Bruce would be name checking years down the line if he was in Nuno’s position

Game over

Rasmus, with an absolute screamer there

Mason Mount trying to get drafted into rugby union here?

Sir Jim’ll Fuck it not looking happy