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What is wrong with him man. I can understand why Roy keeps going back as he actually achieves things. Why is a manager who has systematically proven himself to be a worse manager with every job he’s taken trying to get back into work when he’s Rich as fuck?

No one

Poor goal to concede

Nice goal really, good header

Ah yeah, fair point. Forgot that element. I’m not taking it back Froggy

It’s so embarrassing. Imagine coming out with the “Egyptian archer with a quiver full of arrows” after a goal. That’s not something he’s just thought of in the moment, he’s had that prepped to use if Salah scores. It’s excruciatingly sad

He loves driving up the price of his players. Has realised he’s fucked ion with Guehi so is trying to remedy it with getting Eze a dream move to “a top club”

Unlucky Parish, you stupid fuck

He’s a PR machine. All he cares about is himself and making himself look good. His arse has dropped now the window’s closed and he has an upset Guehi on his hands and he’s worried he’s burned his bridges with us. Total cunt

Fuck off you piece of shit

I’d be surprised if he does like. He’s still a fantastic finisher but I think the area he’ll have dropped off on is his physicality and gaining that yard of space. He’d be fine scoring goals if we we had a stretched game but if a team is lining up as a low block I think he’d struggle now

Heartbreaking stuff, no one’s ruining Rupert the Bear for me

Howay man, put some respect on his name. He was a top class bear. Just read about the creators and they were a couple who didn’t have kids and travelled all the time from place to place. Doesn’t scream Tory to me

KSA - Come for the money, Stay for the death of your career

That must be a fairly lucrative no? Saw everyone drinking free cans on the way in to SJP on Sunday

It is a huge testament to the defensive coaching that we’re keeping teams out with our current back four. Tino is class, Krafth doesn’t have a lot of experience there and it’s not his natural position, he also doesn’t have much pace. Burn has the experience but it’s different being the main man in defence. Kelly and Hall are both either new or very much in development. Our defensive shape was excellent a lot of the time at the weekend

No idea about that one, the only bears I have time for are Superted, Rupert and Pooh gets a look in as well

He is an excellent finisher, he can have that

X-men used to be on somewhere around that slot as well. Was absolutely immense, I slept like a teenager even when I was a kid, would often miss some quality stuff from lying in bed too long

Loved a bit of the Raccoons when I was a kid. Also one of my favourite animals as a grown up

He just perfectly embodies who Newcastle have been in my lifetime

It’s absurd how hard he kicks that ball. An utterly ridiculous talent. How can someone be that good at kicking a ball as well as being one of the best dribblers in the world

The issue with Mount is he’s so tactically inflexible. He can only really play one position and that one is fairly unorthodox. He’s not a winger, he’s not a CM and he’s not a playmaker. He’s an attacking midfielder who isn’t really a playmaker

Seriously hope he's not on the brink. If anything he deserves a contract extension for bringing Man U back to where they belong

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