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It’s weird that his kicking is somehow getting worse. His baseline was probably the worst or bottom three in the league but he’s now definitely the worst kicker in the league

Really need some of our senior lads to step up this half, looking at you Jow, Bruno and Trippier

Didn’t rivière miss one from 2 yards? Can’t remember it clearly but remember the sickness that followed it

Joelinton has one type of goal that he can reliably score. It’s the goal where he’s basically played in with decent space with just the keeper to beat. If you expect him to score striker’s goals (e.g. instinct finishes, cute finishes, finds himself some space with good movement and places it neatly into the corner) it’s not going to happen. And I love the guy

Well done VAR, got yourself front billing again, top marks

Fuck off, honestly

Doku’s beaten his man completely almost every time

At least Isak is back but fuck me, Willock, what is going on

No way that’s a foul

Wrong thread, fuck you Chewsee

Alvarez has been off it today

Ah, ok, I’ll pipe down as that’s totally fair enough

Just couldn’t believe what I was hearing. If he did say Fodenmania I hope he gets “taken out” during half time

If Willock’s injured this season can just fuck right off. Can’t imagine how difficult it is to prepare for games when players keep dropping every few days

Did the commentator just say: ”Foden, maybe, ahhh” or ”Fodenmania”

Bernardo Silva must be making a serious case for being a top five midfielder in the PL era at this stage

Nunez’s facial hair . We got Jafar in the house today

Really weird game this, both sides are passing it around in pretty intricate patterns but making lots of mistakes. The intensity seems very up and down

Sounds likely, did you finish school in ‘05? In tynemouth?

Smash them, 3-1 win. Sterling for them, Willock to get one for us, Jamaal to get one and maybe Gordon

Whitley High and Valley Gardens

Can’t be good for his health that, five times? When it was all to do with fielding a cobbled together team that was exhausted. Still, it’s the reason why he’s exceptional

Aye, threw up in my mouth at that

Disagree on this one. Joelinton can score goals but I think only consistently when running through from midfield onto balls where he’s got some space. I think he’d be shite playing up top as the target man. Gordon, while not ideal either as he would struggle to get into the game at least has more pace to cause problems

The Ten Hag way (AKA ostracising all your players and being incredibly bald)