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Rashford chasing back to defend like he hadn’t done for Man U for the last four years

Something about Lewis Skelly pisses me off, get the feeling he’s got a massive ego

An extremely boring spectacle

Still like Pardew? Fuck me, all his actions are self-serving, surely you can see that

Howe is an A. When he hangs it up he’ll be a consensus A from the footballing world. For now, he’s our A

He’s positive about the club because it makes him look better. That’s it. By associating himself with Newcastle, especially now that we’ve won a trophy it only helps his profile

That seems fairly reasonable to me. I think split fare is the cheapest option by rail

Agreed, I miss playing on the grass, headers and volleys etc. Proper nostalgic playing on that sort of turf

At the start of the season I was interested to see how Koleosho developed but he seems to have dropped off. Equally, Gnonto’s career appears to have gone backwards

Yup, he’s an extremely talented and versatile player. Can’t really see many scenarios where he doesn’t push on other than potential injuries

I imagine so but if there’s one player we want to get from the domestic market it’s Dibling. Huge talent and dropping down a division

From the relegation crew it would only be Dibling I’d be after. I haven’t watched him at all in the second half of the season. Anything below £45m is a good deal for him

Hmm, very hard to grade. Think his ability is definitely a B but he hasn’t played anywhere near enough for us feel confident rating what his baseline is and his ceiling. I’m going to go for a C for now even though I think he’s a level above that and will prove it when he gets consistent game time

Froggy got glassed over the internet

I love how much the lads get on as a group. You can tell there’s a brilliant camaraderie. Bruno and Jow are best mates. Seeing Gordon and Botman and all the others over the moon even though they weren’t on the pitch during the match. Isak and Willock are clearly really close. Just a great bunch of lads

Anyone who didn’t shine a light on Mike Ashley tearing the club to pieces for his own gain for 14 years can fuck off with shining a light on the easiest topic in town to reference. The Saudi regime and its human rights abuses are awful. What exactly do you want football fans to do about it?

Can’t see a scenario where Nunez stays at Liverpool, he’s the biggest weak link in their squad

Bet Gabby Agbonlahor is made up for us, the imbecile

Such low hanging fruit from Squires. The media will constantly frame everything in relation to Saudi Arabia. I don’t have a major issue with it being referenced and criticised by people who actually care but it’s literally just “a journalistic angle / story” for the vast majority and it’s so lazy. I imagine some of them are patting themselves on the back for shining a light on it and then going back to not actually caring in the slightest

Bruno’s a B for me, he has a decent amount of games where he’s at the A level each season but overall I think he’s closer to a B. His attitude is one of those intangibles that pushing him closer to an A though. Won a trophy as captain, will go down in history as a Newcastle great forever

It’s so weird. You know how if you’ve had a bad break up you kind of switch between auto pilot and then the intensity of the emotion hits you and it can feel like you’re reliving it again. This is the opposite, I’ll be doing something and then all of a sudden I feel amazing and my mind just returns to the game, to the goals, to the final whistle, to the tackles, to thenpost-match interviews, to the trophy, to the fans’ tears, to Miggy and former players loving it. How long is it going to last?

What a two minute reel that is, the challenges on Quansah and Diaz, exceptional

Massively doubt we sell Bruno unless he’s the one pushing for a move

Have to agree, he’s the greatest in my lifetime. I love Keegan more than anyone else in football but Howe’s a better manager and has achieved more

Whinge Davies, at least he’s consistent