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Hojlund deserves a better wage although he’s worryingly frail. If his body can’t allow him to play consistently then he’s never going to reach his potential

Yes, shame his value will be extortionate. We should probably look for someone who’s not the finished article yet as we can’t really afford to go stupid in the market currently but in terms of a player whose profile fits us, he’s perfect for the right side

It’s never been pretty under ETH but in his first season they had a really good defensive shape and could shut games down pretty easily. He’s now added in a leaky midfield to the poor football that he’d already got down to a tee. There are few managers that have had the resources he’s had and produced such poor football

Nice cut there, that was when Joelinton made a shite pass there after all that hard work

As much as our home atmosphere gets criticised by ourselves, it’s still better than almost all other grounds. I get annoyed by it but it’s worth putting it into perspective. Our away form like Joey says is the problem and has been for over 12 months. I’m sure a lot of work is going in to try and remedy it but it’s odd how stark the difference is

It’s an incredible volley, the contact is absolutely perfect. The timing to get that right. Very few strikers are capable of that

Massive fucking weirdos the lot of them, should be marched out the ground for doing it

Would be hard to imagine him staying if they lose the next two

Got to get rid of those bad apples, feel like ETH has been dealt a bad hand with those and deserves an extension for his efforts

Wonder how many mirrors are being bought after this match by ETH? Feels like a lot of looking is necessary

Not watching, don’t care if it was a legit red or not, fucking hilarious stuff

Feel really sorry for Targett like. If his eczema is that bad that it’s keeping him out of a match then it must be really bad. He’s had a shocker for well over a year now. Hope his luck turns

Toon fans: “Mehrdad, Mehrdad, Mehrdad… Mehrdad, Mehr… Mehrdad, dad? Dad… dad?”

Palmer doesn’t really remind me of anyone if I’m honest. He’s somehow extremely technically gifted but also massively clinical. That combination is so rare that there are barely any players to compare him to and they’re all so unique that it’s a bit pointless

No one sees them as rivals. Their online fanbase is the worst in the league without it coming close and their manager is the biggest dickhead in the league. That’s all

The fuck are these highlights

Is it not to do with the contours as well? Nowhere else is round like that other than your arse which is normally covered but the skull is also only a few mms under the surface whereas elsewhere you’ve got more skin as well

Was Harrison

Abysmal goal celebration Guehi, that’s another £5m off your value

There’s all the talk of Foden and Bellingham being generational talents for England but is Palmer better than them both? I know they’re all very different players but it just feels like Palmer’s consistency and ability to do everything while taking control of games is incredible

That Cruyff pass was horrific. I don’t normally criticise the players when in the stands but after he did that I couldn’t stop myself shouting out loud “what the fuck are you doing man”

This ref in the Arsenal game, disgrace man

Feel like Calafiori is going to be prime dickhead material once he’s been in the league for half a season

Pathetic that Trossard got to run his one-game ban out in a competition where he’d have been rested anyway