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A very fair post even though I’m not a big Gordon fan

Extremely difficult to do, was at a very difficult angle and took quality technique to cut it back like that in a way that Bruno could get onto it

I’d have thought they’d love it, they may complain about the extra pressure on them but ultimately it gives them more power and it’s clear that a lot of referees love the power

Bingo

“Shall I wank off to Asa Akira or Jessica Bangkok this evening, S’r’Alex? Yeah, ok, no, no I completely agree, thank you”

It’s not his game I have issue with, I think he’s a fantastic footballer even if he is a bit smaller in stature than ideal for a CB like you say. My issue is that he doesn’t want to come here. I never ever want us to sign a player who doesn’t want to be here

When Glasner goes, now that freedman has gone, I can see them plummeting like a stone

Is Doku available? I thought he was finally starting to have an impact at City. Wouldn’t be first choice by any means even if he was available

Wish people would stop talking about his hair and headband, who gives a fuck. It’s the performances on the pitch that people should be talking about

Hideous place to play football and watch football

His staying down almost cost us the other day when he lost it in our half. Can’t remember which game it was, maybe Burnley? Just sat and watched their attack for twenty seconds then got up when we had the ball back. Was a fucking disgrace

“Can I go to the toilet s’rAlex?”

Aye, was a uniquely awful performance. Every single thing he did went wrong and a lot of it was simple. Still love the lad for his crossing but we all know he shouldn’t be first choice. Just turns out he’s better than second choice at the moment

Fucked it before he’s even started, tough to watch

There’s more bleeding of the club to do Frog, there’s no sale coming till you’ve been fully purged

Never normally quote myself but I will on this occasion. They’re an absolute graveyard

Feel for Nuno but he should never ever have gone to West Ham

Really annoying one in terms of a pen being given. There was no chance they were going to score, it’s a pen because the keeper and Gibbs-White have collided with the keeper being an idiot. Insane that they’ve given away a pen for something so stupid

West Ham striker, dud?

Murillo been taking tips from Wolte

Up there with save of the season

Hmm, what possible destinations are there? Premier league seems most likely, Man City?

Arne Slot, for being a fraud