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Haaland’s head hadn’t gone at all, he’s an excellent troll, that’s all

Fuck, that’s absolutely massive for the title race

👏🏻 👏🏻 👏🏻 @80 and @timeEd32

Doesn’t being a firefighter have one of the highest incidences of early mortality out of all professions? Due to the inhaling of dangerous compounds? @Groundhog63 are you a firefighter? Couldn’t remember. What’s the take on this within the profession?

Iconic moment. I absolutely love the lad, not his footballing style as I find it boring as fuck but I love how odd he is

I wondered that, is there a precedence if the blame can be partly on the club for poor drainage etc?

Fuck off man

✍️ “Howe thought everything was going swimmingly until he noticed a lump, two days later he was in the operating theatre going under the 🔪.” 🧩 “It was at that moment he looked out the window and saw his wife was locked in an embrace with Matt Targett 💔. He tried to get up but under anaesthetic 💉 he wasn’t steady on his feet and tripped through the window 😡.” 🏥 “He landed on top of his star player Bruno Guimaraes and broke both his legs and arms ♿️ . Is this the end for Howe? Was he right to abandon training to get the lump checked? Should Tindall have done more to take the strain off Howe and should Amanda have spoken up sooner about the fact she’s a blood relative of 16th century witch 🧙‍♀️ Merga Bien⁉️ ❓ ❓

I’d be reducing my engagement with the club if Howe were to get pushed out in favour of Mitchell. My interest has been transformed since Howe came in and while Amanda and Mehrdad were here. If we lose Howe I’ll still have a strong connection to a lot of the players but I’ll have a real issue feeling positive about the ownership and senior management and their choices about future managers

He did floor Rodri though so job done

Haaland is immense like, such good value

pure class that

Absolutely loving this

Grealish has been so much better than Doku. Actually beat his man down the line. Fair play

As much as I despise Arteta this is hilarious like. Feel like I’m watching Man City enter an existential crisis

Why are they crossing the ball in? It’s got to be on the ground or a shot from distance from a player who can actually strike a ball

If City don’t win I fancy us to give them a tough game. This will be horrific for their confidence

Such an incredibly dogshit effort this from Man City

Doku is great at running into space and using trickery but against a low block he’s generally shite

Man City win this 3-2 I think. It’s just impossible to cope with this pressure and have no outlet against it

Glorious rage from king creep

You fucking imbecile Trossard

Man City have looked vulnerable on those corners flashed with pace across the face of goal. We need Tonali on those

Arteta didn’t want Calafiori anywhere near him

Rodri trying to make the leap from the PL to Hollywood?