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Toon fans: “Mehrdad, Mehrdad, Mehrdad… Mehrdad, Mehr… Mehrdad, dad? Dad… dad?”

Palmer doesn’t really remind me of anyone if I’m honest. He’s somehow extremely technically gifted but also massively clinical. That combination is so rare that there are barely any players to compare him to and they’re all so unique that it’s a bit pointless

No one sees them as rivals. Their online fanbase is the worst in the league without it coming close and their manager is the biggest dickhead in the league. That’s all

The fuck are these highlights

Is it not to do with the contours as well? Nowhere else is round like that other than your arse which is normally covered but the skull is also only a few mms under the surface whereas elsewhere you’ve got more skin as well

Was Harrison

Abysmal goal celebration Guehi, that’s another £5m off your value

There’s all the talk of Foden and Bellingham being generational talents for England but is Palmer better than them both? I know they’re all very different players but it just feels like Palmer’s consistency and ability to do everything while taking control of games is incredible

That Cruyff pass was horrific. I don’t normally criticise the players when in the stands but after he did that I couldn’t stop myself shouting out loud “what the fuck are you doing man”

This ref in the Arsenal game, disgrace man

Feel like Calafiori is going to be prime dickhead material once he’s been in the league for half a season

Pathetic that Trossard got to run his one-game ban out in a competition where he’d have been rested anyway

I’d say that you generally can’t cope with people criticising your stance on something. You rarely just let it go, you either feel the need to throw it back in their face later down the line or get whipped up into some back and forth. Who the fuck cares if someone thinks your opinion is shit. There’s no need to try and score points, no one cares. Just enjoy being right if you are, that’s all you should need

I wouldn’t expect above 0.3. I was in the Gallowgate so didn’t have the best view but I’d say scoring from there isn’t that likely but getting it on target is what most good midfielders would have managed. If you’re going for a precision finish then it needs to be on target at least

Don’t think anyone finds “are you 300 pounds and bedridden” funny when you’re using it to back up your actual point that someone doesn’t understand the game as well as you. Just accept that it was a poor comment and unlikely to ever be received well as you were mocking someone because you felt attacked that they took a different stance to you. It’s ok to just accept that someone has a different opinion and not take it personally and get on the defensive

Looks like Sandro’s casting a spell on him

Can you imagine Arteta ever coming out with that?

Just pathetic over-refereeing as usual

There’s a future for him here if we get back to being a high press team regularly. I do worry for him as a sub though, I can’t think of many games where he’s looked good as a sub, I don’t think it helps his fragile confidence but he’s not good enough to start

It’s going to spook a lot of keepers and create a lot more forced and unforced errors from them as they will be paranoid as fuck

They regressed to their mean and also lost their best player in Olise. Eze is absolutely class but more of an individual brilliance player rather than someone who consistently makes them tick. Their defence is a bit more makeshift and they are an incredibly boring side. Looking forward to them circling the drain all season

They certainly are stupid as fuck if it’s about making money. If they just have endless money and don’t mind wasting it, top marks to them. If they are trying to make a profit (which I’m sure is the only real intent) then they’ve been a fucking mess since Boehly arrived

Aye, they can fuck off. Superstar leagues are for superstar teams

Such an unhinged lad