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Actually feel sorry for Mudryk. His career at Chelsea is essentially a meme apart from when he plays us

How much is Caicedo actually worth? £25m?

Man City playing like utter shit

Jackson

He’s worth nowhere near £30m. £15m is a fair price. There’s a reason he’s had extremely limited game time in a team that doesn’t have a quality striker / fit striker. They’ve opted for Havertz over him who’s not a natural goal scorer. Jesus has been injured and he’s still barely gotten on the pitch

Ah, what time was that? I was walking along the prom with my daughter at 9am yesterday but I doubt he was there that early

I was just down there, would have peered in if I’d known and got him a 99 flake

They got some decent toilets down there where he can sample some piss?

If he’s available for £45m then he should be one of our top three targets in this upcoming window

Aye, as much as I find Gallagher an uninspiring player. He’s been their most committed player this season and has been second to Palmer in terms of how important he’s been for them, a distant second. I think Malo Gusto has been next in line in terms of importance. I don’t want Gallagher but Chelsea will lose a lot with him going as he’s one of the few players who cares

What’s the average birth rate for footballer’s wives at the top level? Must be really high surely as these houses only make sense if you’ve got a geet massive family

Do any Newcastle fans really give a shit about what’s happening with Dan? Apart from wanting to extract the maximum cash it feels like all we care about is who’s coming in next

Joe white?

It’s an absolute non-story. They had Mahrez there and then Foden and Bernardo Silva among others

He was like a caricature of a human being. Hard to believe someone could act like he did, especially someone so successful

This was the worst social media post I’ve seen from a player or club employee at NUFC in the history of social media

United, we were

His inability to understand that intuition / muscle memory comes from incredibly detailed systems work and training plans is baffling. Does he just think that every person will intuitively play together well if they just work hard?

Get him round the clock security and he’s here forever

Poor old Blighty eh? If only Villa had got knocked out too

He clearly would be based on this season, not on last thought. He’s a very limited player in terms of creativity. He’s strong physically and shields the ball far better than Longstaff. He’s nowhere near what we need in my opinion and I will return to what I always say which is that I want players who are very comfortable progressing the ball

Would be sick if we sold Anderson. Clearly has a lot of room to grow as a player

He holds himself in such a similar way to Adam P, facially he does the same things. Eerie

Fuck right off. Martinez has to be one of the biggest WUMs out there

Tuchel at West Ham? I do enjoy Tuchel’s diminishing durations in charge of clubs. In a few years we’re going to be down to six-game spells in charge of clubs