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What’s happened to their season? Enciso been out for most of it? Mitoma fucked for the last few months. Ferguson not in good form. What else?

Nah, they’re not winning shit unless they take the whole financial system apart. If they did that then it’s just absolute carnage. Everything is based on contractual agreements, did Mbappe get out of his contract and go to Real Madrid last season? No he didn’t. You are bound by the terms of your contract. If you want to talk about “fair market value” for Ashworth then an offer of £2m or maximum of £5m is laughable. They’re only applying this sort of pressure because they’re desperate as fuck. King Rat, Juicer and Gardener Dan sitting together in 2025 is going to make me vomit

There’s no chance things work out at Man U. The glazers still majority own the club, Ratcliffe is an arrogant idiot who absolutely hates putting his hands in his pockets. Ashworth has zero integrity. Their club has numerous players who are toxic and potential PR disasters. Their manager is shite and even if they bring in someone good it all gets fucked from the top

Anderson’s going to be a quality player once we work out how best to use him. I do think he’ll end up being a bit one track as his game isn’t going to be that versatile, e.g. I think he’ll nail down one position and struggle to adapt to others

Matt going to be driving the lads to matches next year? Anything to keep him on the books it seems like

Sick to fucking death of Palace as a PL club

Howay lads, bury them

In fairness, I think Isak has the potential to be a top three player in the league for multiple seasons if he can stay fit

Bit of an unfair comparison. I’d say Odegaard is the third best player in the league after Foden and de Bruyne who’s top (but not for much longer). Rice is an outstanding player

GTFI

Where’s the football going?

To be honest, his value’s only going to plummet from here and his wages are probably huge. If they could get rid it would be the best move the club could do by a mile. He’s played 674 mins of football for them this season, 433 in the league and he’s a player who no one knows how to utilise in a side other than making late runs into the box

Onana’s clearly picked up since his disasters at the start of the season but I’m absolutely positive he’s going to produce a lot more gaffes and his positioning and how he sets his body isn’t right. He’s very athletic and has good feet but he’s complacent as well

Antony - Contract expires Jun ‘27 (option for a further year) Casemiro - Contract expires Jun ‘26 (Option for another year) Marcus Rashford - Contract expires Jun ‘28 Andre Onana - Contract expires Jun ‘28 (option for another year) Mason Mount - Contract expires Jun ‘28 (option for another year) Some painful reading there for Man U fans. They’re going to have to hope that someone comes in for some of those. Can’t see Casemiro, Antony or Mount getting picked up

Indeed, we’re not taking this line just to be dickheads, we’re going to have legal support backing up our decision in relation to his contract. If you think Man U offering a derisory £2m is going to fly well with CAS then fair enough, believe what you want. I’m struggling a bit with you, you wanted Howe out, have barely posted other than complaining about Howe, this is your line here and “United”. It’s not a good look is all I can say

Thankfully, Lewis Hall is clearly a lovely lad as well

Intricacies of player movement? Issues we could encounter by not doing a deal? Please expand

Does it fuck suit us more than Man U. We’re going to have a replacement in for this window. Man U are a rudderless mess with empty pockets Jim coming in promising a brave new future. The more that they continue to suffer, the better for us climbing the league consistently. We need to be damaging the current richest clubs as much as possible. Every season that Chelsea, Man U and Spurs don’t get CL or European football makes it harder for them to remain powerhouses. Who cares about £5-10m if it seriously damages them and gives us better prospects going forward

Getting more and more desperate to finish sixth and shove King Rat’s face in the mud. If Man U lose the FA Cup final and finish below us, and they haven’t paid for Danny “Green Fingers” then it’s going to look pretty bleak for them going forward. We have to win tonight

He still has to want to go but if the release clause is met and he wants to go then yeah it’s over

I don’t see the quality player in Jackson. He’s clearly got some strong physical attributes, looks like he should be strong and has a lot of pace but his finishing is about as bad as you can get and his movement should be a lot better given his pace. He’s obviously young and can develop but he’s not an natural finisher at all

Annoying as fuck that this isn’t on TV

King Rat trying to make out like we’re the problem here. Senile dickhead

Is it time for them to set up a taskforce that includes Seb Coe, Barack Obama and Greta Thunberg so they can make the case to the UK government that they should finance their sporting director acquisition?

We’re allowed to be relegated without it being banned, frankly it’s encouraged