gbandit

Intriguing situation? What’s intriguing? The fact that Chelsea are about to face a financial apocalypse?

I agree that there’s something fundamentally broken about the level of football played currently and the volume of it. Really don’t know what could be done though. Reduce the number of clubs in each league? That would be disastrous for lots of clubs but better for most players I guess

Football really is determined currently to destroying itself

PL clubs firmly in the mud

Ederson. Immense

What the fuck Bernardo. If youre going down the middle softly you don’t rush it, you put in some stutter feints

Not confident on Julian

So rare you see a decent extra time anymore

He struggles against a low block, runs into traffic constantly

Penalties better provide some drama to make up for this

Unlucky Arteta. You poisonous worm

Someone else is getting a red card here. If it’s PSG, they lose this. They might still lose even with 11 on

Gardener Dan’s on the case, don’t you worry

Seb Coe can fuck right off as well

Aye, on paper when people look back at that season in the record books it’ll look like we got fairly beaten out of the top three places when in reality there was an incredible injustice and we were playing with a first 11 that couldn’t be changed for multiple games where the players were exhausted. Again, it’s remarkable that we were competing until the end of our time in the competition

Bottle FC will still lose this against Barca

Aye, his accent slips at times. Whether intentional or not, outstanding comedic performance

Interesting point about Miley. I can see the argument for it if he was loaned to a club where he’d get constant game time. Realistically he could be loaned to a bottom PL club or top championship club and he’d be a success there with the right manager. He’d also benefit from being under Howe for his development so it’s a bit of a no-lose situation

He’s going absolutely nowhere

They trying to pin this one on Tonali as well are they? Corrupt to the core

Will be a disgrace if Rashford goes and he clearly will

Haven’t laughed that much in a while

Looks like a character from a Roald Dahl book, Quentin Blake’s illustrated him and he’s definitely the antagonist