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Thick from Maddison

A gloriously gifted footballing chav

Could watch Foden run with the ball all day

Ref’s had a very good game

Why does Lukaku not make that run

Foden and Bellingham’s link up play is fantastic

Mainoo has been extremely good

We’ve looked very good in their half. We’ve been awful in our own

Sensational pass from Lukaku

Doku looking immense tonight

So good on pens

So pointless and annoying seeing defenders going to the ref to wave away a stonewall pen. Just accept it man

I like Rob Green

Hahahahajja

Chilwell picking up where he left off the other night

Trossard looks a bit undead like

Howay Lukaku, hope he has a good game

What even causes a back injury? Burn’s was an impact injury so that made sense. Anderson’s was a stress fracture which didn’t make any sense. Is this a stress fracture again?

Middle East Stand has a lovely ring to it, £50m sponsorship please per year

Aye, Dazza, watch your letterbox

I thought it was a fair challenge, very committed but looked like there was contact with the ball but I only saw it once on the replay

NUFC buy the station, and the whole metro line. Rename it the NUFC express and all revenue goes towards FFP. Rename St. James’ metro the Saudi Dreamland Station and turn it into a mini theme park with rollercoasters that take you into the Gallowgate stadium. Price for a ticket on the Gallowgate coaster, £200 a pop. Solve two problems in one fell swoop

I’d add Jow to that mix as well. Would absolutely hate him to leave. Hopefully we’re talking about Tonali like this in a year’s time too

I take the St. James’ metro if I’m leaving SJP and going home. It’s the only time I use it. Actually that’s a lie, I very occasionally use it for work if I’m not driving. Must be the least used station on the line apart from for two hours a fortnight

Completely disagree, Isak offers more to the overall side and is still developing. He’s 24 and will have huge financial value for 5 more years at least. Toney is a great striker but he’s English and an international so would cost extra simply because of that. He’s 28 so doesn’t have longer term financial value. I would rate Isak higher on most elements apart from fitness