gbandit

Are you saying that commercial decisions will become more and more the focus until everything revolves around it?

That would be fucking awful

2-0, Isak and Joelinton. Diaby in tears asking for a transfer request, Emery storms out the gaffe

At least let people choose the ticket value that they’re happy to be randomly selected for

There’s absolutely no way you can run a system where there’s a £30 random difference in ticket pricing. The expectation that anyone signing up takes the risk of a £74 ticket when they might not be able to afford it is awful for fans. Who the fuck has been in charge of this nonsense

Aye, Sammy Lee has been banished back down to the dwarven underworld these days

So small time, as if that had any impact on Ref abuse. Someone’s obviously complained, losers

Such a shame he’s gone, let’s hope he has a great career and can get himself out of SA before the end of that contract

100%

Fuck, that’s an absolute disaster for them. They’re an extremely low quality side with very little creativity

“But job’s not finished”? It’s not even started, bloody hell

Thought they were looking to trim the squad, wankers

Ah fuck, that’s Dr. Dre with Beats isn’t it

Doesn’t miss a Beats

I think he’ll carry the form into the season but only if he gets regular minutes. It’s a bit of a shit situation for him and us. He should be playing regularly 70 minutes each match and he would be for some premier league teams but his minutes for us are going to be irregular

What the fuck is going on at West Ham, think they’re going to have a horrid season

Think that’s already been touted a bit, has there been any further development? Maybe we’re waiting to see whether we can bring in Tino or someone else before we sanction it but it’s all ready to go

Think ASM’s stock will rise with Newcastle fans after he goes, he’ll be looked back on extremely fondly

Best of luck

Concerning for Southampton and their books, £30m+ loss incoming

Gutted, less about losing him as a footballer but as a personality and connection to the fans. He loved us

He’s like the real Ronaldo after a few knee injuries took away his explosiveness. Such a strong frame to hold people off while retaining his balance

Sometimes when I’m feeling insecure I do torso deception and take a solid intake of breath and pull my tummy in. Lewis and I, birds of a feather us

Can we just fuck this pretend ITK nonce into the sun?

That and we’re trying to be squeaky clean. Fuck you Levy, you little bitch