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Losing Isak and gaining Toney would be utterly shit. Not that I’m expecting either of those things to happen

Devastated for them. Fingers crossed they don’t collapse as a club

Aye, Huddlestone was amazing at striking a ball and have it glide along the ground or just kiss the turf at huge pace. Seemed a good lad, not exactly a complete player though. Scott Parker is like a less physical version of Conor Gallagher

I just can’t get my head round it. That would put him as one of our top earners, no? We dilly dallied for a fair while in making him permanent. At Villa, do we know what he was on?

There’s not a chance he’s on £100k

Indeed. Seems very strange

There’s no way I’d play Rashford over Gordon in our side, wouldn’t even consider it based on form over the last 12 months

Absolutely delighted for him

Fair enough. I think Isak’s ability exceeds Ferdinand’s by a distance but Ferdinand was an incredibly good goalscorer. He was like a better, fitter version of Callum Wilson who was also better in the air. Isak offers the team more than just goals. If Isak’s here next season he’ll move past Ferdinand unless he has injuries that keep him out for large parts of the season

Who are you putting after Shearer and before Isak?

Will always remember him more for having slept with Ulrika Johnson, a fantastic achievement given his appearance

I’d say Isak is close to irreplaceable in terms of talent, Bruno is close to irreplaceable in terms of attitude. His talent is extremely difficult to replace as well

Shout out to the graphic telling us that Baumgartner has “1 goal in this match” After fifteen seconds

Foden had one. Watkins blazed a quality chance over. Chilwell went for the orbit shot three times I think

Watching Rashford’s work off the ball and his reading of the game when the other team is in possession is a deeply distressing experience

Mainoo looks outstanding like

Very high quality debut, he’ll feel amazing tonight

Vini

Haha, Bruno is hilarious always

Stay on your feet man

That’s one of the only weaknesses to Gordon’s game, he’s not good at dribbling forwards when it’s very tight spaces. It’s not really an issue though as he’s amazing at cutting inside and also exceptional at running with pace into space

This is a baffling performance from Chilwell in the opposition half

Been a fantastic debut for Gordon, hope he gets a rest at 60 mins though

I’ve seen Chilwell a decent amount for Chelsea and he’s quality. No idea what he’s been playing at tonight though