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They’re not going to get relegated though, no? And hasn’t he only been there for a short while? Whole thing just seems a bit odd

Interesting that he isn’t name checked as involved in Hall, Burn or Harrison. All PL based players

Neil Warnock has stepped down after their win today. Surely he’s the one that’s led it? Wonder if his health is ok

Amazing how shit Man U are and they keep getting the breaks. It’s a sickener

Rio is such an unbelievably thick human being

Everton look more up for this than Man U. Shame they’re absolutely shit

Heard someone planted lots of Japanese Knotweed in it, he’s got his hands full for a few years I’d say

Not sure where I sit on Pedro Neto. Would he be a massive improvement, yes. His age and technical ability are things that would work very well for us for years to come. I don’t see his value deteriorating that much over four years. However, it’s a huge fee and who the fuck knows what we’ve got to play with given the regulations. If signing him means that other key targets have to be put on hold then I’d probably prefer to go for an alternative outside of the PL that’s cheaper. I’d say RW is the most important position this summer though

Woodman’s done very well at Preston right? Good on the lad

Hope: “What do you do with your spare time?” Gordon: “Racking up the hours as a lurker on N-O actually. I like the Anthony Gordon thread after I score a goal. I also like the Reverse Sheep thread in General Chat. Shout out to Mike for his recent win after some dubious performances”

The only memorable thing for me about Elliot was his chat with TheGuv in that bar

Aye, as if Manchester needs more investment compared to other northern cities

Clearly couldn’t stand being within a few hundred metres of Klopp’s grill

Aye, as much as I love the football and general character related quotes, the Big Bang Theory mention may have put him out of the running as my player of the season

Those are outstanding quotes. What a top lad and it’s great to hear the love for Howe. I’m excited again about where we’re going after reading that

Ah, that might be it. Genuinely feel sorry for the lad. I know he came out with some stuff about how difficult his childhood had been. Football could be a really positive thing in his life but maybe he just can’t make it work in terms of his mental health / desire to play and everything that comes with it

What’s going on with Dele Alli. He finished his loan at Beşiktaş and is with Everton but hasn’t played at all this season. It says he’s got a partial muscle tear with no return date. Is he essentially finished?

Anyone able to share key quotes from Flash?

Let him go wild on the propaganda publicity. There’s zero chance he’s putting his hand in his pocket for that

Let’s hope it works out in the long term. It’s obviously not going to happen quickly and he’ll be signing for us so the best we can hope is that he starts to get proper first team football next season and he develops into a great player. It’s a bit of a ridiculous price considering this is where we are but there’s nothing anyone can do about that now

I think a striker and right winger are both essential. After that it moves into desirable rather than essential in my opinion

Absolutely shocking this like, who the fuck cares what someone’s partner looks like. Remember people saying similar about AG’s girlfriend. All complete losers

He’s now one of the first three names on the teamsheet for us. Very few players have the versatility he does to play multiple positions well

Need to do a fabled swapsies deal. St. James’ Park and the associated land for the arena site, with a few signed autographs from the lads and a nude calendar from Schar

Aye, we’re talking five minutes here. Sure, the Arena area feels a lot more isolated but if you build the stadium there then quality restaurants, bars etc and other businesses will be springing up in no time