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They seem so smiley all the time. Hope I’m not being unfair on Miggy but he doesn’t come across as the brightest lad. Just seems such an uncomplicated soul

Imagine if this guy was your best mate and someone was after you. He’d absolutely demolish them. Can imagine his teammates go into matches feeling more confident and up for it just because they know this lad is going to be tearing round the pitch bodying anyone who’s a threat

The question is, would Joelinton have ended up as the enforcer without Clark’s red? Would it have happened anyway, just taken longer?

Does he come with or without a zimmer?

That account triggers me. “Haha, let’s see if we can do this thing as joke” over and over and over again. Absolutely class joke though and when it’s serious it’s still embarrassing and small time as fuck

He’s already gone to Villa, no? He also has an air of mercenary status or at least isn’t someone who id feel confident would always give his all for the team

Cannot wait to see this lad in Brazil colours. Love him, think he’s bordering on my favourite NUFC player of all time

Thanks, I’m drunk

Griezmann? Would have been an amazing signing a few years ago but there’s no chance it’s happening now

Wonder how many of them agreed to it just to avoid having to chat to him for any length of time while being spat on

Just hasn’t worked out on any level, hopefully we can find another club to take him on

Yeah, nonsense. Haaland had an outstanding season and Mbappe was more important than Messi for PSG. Messi is the greatest but it’s finally time to put him to rest, especially now he’s going to the MLS. Hope he still turns it on for Argentina however

You just know that most of the lads will be ripping the piss out of him for that behind his back

Think they’re both outstanding in all honesty

No idea in all honesty. He’s great in the air, he’s good at simple link up play and is physically strong. He’s fairly fast as well but I see him miss tons of chances and he doesn’t have that many assists from his three seasons in the PL, just over 10 I think. Complete anomaly who needs a ton of coaching and to have a more defined role

Am I the only one baffled by Arsenal attempting to sign Havertz, especially at the quoted £70m+? I think he’s massively underperformed at Chelsea and that’s partly down to that club being a disaster but also down to him. In the right set up I think he could be a good player but he’s really not worth the fee quoted. 19 goals from 91 premier league games in a side filled with attacking talent. Awful stats

I don’t rate the fact he’s seemingly been happy to get a handful of minutes all season but I do think he’s made for us

Eh? Selling Chiesa? I’ll readily admit I’ve not watched him recently but he’s an amazing player. Has he had major injuries?

Fair play, we’ll see how they get on next season. Mentally, they fell apart towards the end but their squad and their system is so stable. A couple of additions and I’d be massively surprised if they’re not top 3

Arsenal are out of our reach for now too I think. Their midfield and wide players are outstanding. Man City are fairly untouchable. Will Liverpool be back to their best next season? Not sure. Will Man U? Not sure. Chelsea will certainly be a lot better. I’m expecting it to be even tighter for top four spots. With us being in the champions league I think our aim should be to go as far as we can in the CL or Europa League, and make a cup run. The league, I just don’t see how we’ll have the consistency with our squad to make top four again

This is absolutely immense

This is a quintessential Brighton signing

Said I didn’t want Villa or Brighton first game. Those first four games are vile

Seems odd that Edwards has gone for two exclusives that are clearly nowhere near at this stage. Normally he just piddles about talking about irons in the fire etc. Wonder why he’s trying to be Billy Big Bollocks

We’ve still got Hendrick lads, who’s twice, possibly three times the player Barella wishes he could be