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No one’s taking Joelinton’s place

Would feel absolutely sick to my stomach if we had to play a qualifier, would genuinely have affected my summer

£87m? Barca are hilarious. “We’d like to pay at least £30m under market value for your player. We’re using funds from our corrupt dealings and the fact we’ve sold 30 years’ worth of commercial deals to buy your player we can’t afford”

Have there been quality sources linking Tierney to us?

The Diaby sounds have grown quieter but I think they’ll ramp up again. Szoboszlai has been getting a lot of noise but I think the position that’s the hardest to predict is left back. I’m sure we’ll strengthen there but no idea who with

What a repugnant club, Everton are absolutely tragic

Imagine paying money to watch this Everton match, absolutely horrific game of football on every level

Howay Bournemouth, get into them

Kane

Leeds score, meaningless

Fuck off, of course

Ayling is so shit

Feel like they’ve fought a lot more in the games I’ve watched but that they’ve been let down by being absolutely awful in terms of quality

Jack Harrison at Burnley next season, that’s my prediction without knowing anything about Burnley’s left side

Leeds and Leicester both deserve to go down, they’ve both shown no desire to stay in the PL. obviously desperate that Everton go down though

2-0 to Sours, quality goal

Aye, get a whiparound on the go. Fund Grealish to bang Almiron’s mam

He’s a fantastic squad option. I love him and look forward to seeing him play for us next year but a more direct and more orthodox right winger who’s got pace but is also a better dribbler would be the dream as our starter. Diaby etc

Watching Leeds is like watching a 00s Premier League game from most bottom half sides, just long ball after long ball

Hope we spend the summer cloning another 9 Isaks

Can this be registered as a hate crime against us?

Sluggish as fuck, awful movement too. Too busy practising tackling and long throw-ins

Losing or drawing against Lampard would be the sickener. Hope we finish him with another L

What an absolute shambles behind the scenes they are

He’s immense, one of my favourite players I’ve ever watched for us when running with the ball