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Toney aside, this could absolutely destroy Brentford if he gets a significant ban. I quite like them to be honest, more so than most clubs in the PL, shame it couldn’t have been Anthony Gordon

Wew, what an imbecile

Bentancur is immense like. Am I right in remembering that both him and Kulusevski were loans with obligation to buy or did they buy them outright? Both amazing players. Tottenham really should be playing better football than they are

Sounds like a sad state of affairs like, clearly addicted if he’s putting that scale of bets on when he knows it’s not permitted. I know that we all have things that we need to give us a buzz or occupy our minds but I always find it sad that players, especially successful ones like Toney feel the need to gamble a lot

If we’re going to be sponsored by a pies outlet, let it be Pieminster. Their steak and kidney is the real deal for supermarket-bought pies

Aye, got a lot of time for Gayle. Will always remember his time here fondly. Shame he couldn’t have gotten out earlier while he had more years left but fair play either way

When would we expect these to go live to members sale? It’s only a month so likely in the next week?

£70m? Hahahahahaha. This is the Man U that paid £80m for Maguire

Shame France have such an easy group, would like to see Deschamps trashed out early

Got no buzz at all but it will kick in once the football starts. Love watching new names come out of this tournament and will enjoy watching our lads play. All the other stuff is going to be massively grim though. Once people start drinking there I’m sure things will kick off in a horrible fashion. Everyone loves talking about how inclusive football is and how it’s for everyone but this World Cup couldn’t really oppose that sentiment more. They were named hosts it in an extremely corrupt fashion, they’ve killed people in large numbers to make it happen, they don’t want inclusivity and diversity and if you’re going to host a ‘world cup’ you need to buy into letting the world come to you in all its forms rather than dictating it the other way round. Otherwise, fuck off wanting to host it

Luke’s take each window is the same. Eventually one window we’ll barely spend at all and he’ll absolutely shove it in people’s faces despite being wrong nonstop. He’s an absolute fucking waste of time

I’ve not seen much of Man U this season, has Eriksen been really good by all accounts?

Unleash the tachycardia!

That’s absolutely disgusting, I’m so sorry you had to go through that after experiencing the most heartbreaking thing imaginable

Howay Newcastle Twitter and Youtube weirdos, do your bit. Put the energy into buttering up Mudryk that you put into getting pictures of Paqueta in the Toon

Yeah, deserves real credit there. Hopefully he can get the best out of himself for the rest of his career

Exactly the profile we need to be looking at, at right back

Definitely sounds like a clever move to not secure all the funds but press ahead while the country is fucked financially and in a recession

That guy protesting represented the club extremely well, couldn’t have asked for a better voice for raising concerns in a considered way. Anyone who has an issue with that form of protest is an absolute imbecile

I’ll give him credit for that comment, that’s quality comedy

Imagine being one of the best players of all time, you are on your way down but still a quality player but you can’t even begin to see yourself as a deteriorating force and you attack anyone and everyone around you rather than looking at yourself and thinking “maybe I should have gone to a lower ranking club, maybe in Portugal, got paid less, but been treated like a hero, because I’m not quite at the highest level anymore”. Nope

He’s a narcissist of the highest order. This must be killing him

Pardew: God complex Bruce: God, that’s complex, can you slow it down a bit while I finish me scones Howe: God

Class, absolutely love it

Howe: Let’s have a whip round for the tea lady Bruce: All I wanted was a fair crack at the whip Pardew: Where are the whips and chains?