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Up until 2016 was Salah considered a poor finisher? I can’t remember, he obviously had great pace back then but was mismanaged at Chelsea. He then turned into one of the best finishers the premier league has ever seen

I’ve only seen a few clips but from what I’ve seen Arteta comes across way better than I thought he would. I find him boring as fuck normally but he’s clearly really passionate in the clips

Glad it’s been rejected quickly at least

We are not sellers, bitches

I’m in the process of preparing a post in case we move beyond preparing a bid

Get those trousers covered in piss like a good lad

From the bits I’ve seen of de Beek he’s looked really good. Maybe his head’s not in the best place?

What’s their plan for paying for him? Going to sell their TV rights for the next century?

Genuinely absurd stats / new page wanker

And the fans of all other PL clubs get a laugh. I’m convinced now that it doesn’t matter who Man U bring in, it’ll be hilarious for a whole host of different reasons

He was good with money backing him. Clearly an old school manager who was more about the relationship with the players over tactics. Most clubs he managed towards the end over-reached with spending and were in poor shape after he left though

Andy Carroll’s a free agent right? wonder if Man U will bring in a huge contract offer to try to secure his services

But I thought we were idiots for not giving him more time and calling him a cabbage-head. Starting to question whether we may have been right

Mental

Outstanding goal in fairness

Sad Lerl

Fuck off Ratcliffe, absolute snake

Surely everyone compares favourably to Fabio Silva

I’d definitely have Pulisic over Gallagher short-term but if it was a case of Pulisic staying for a season and Gallagher staying with an option to buy, I’d probably say Gallagher

They’re pretty much like for like, I did a double take when I was looking through his highlights reel earlier

If Alli goes, does that make him a completely free transfer for Everton? Apart from his wages? Good to see Spurs get done if so

Not sure about the negativity to be honest. We’ve seen players with far less ability improve in the right set ups and Howe is great at developing players. I like him

Looks like one of those transfers you can almost nail on as being a failure before it happens

I really like this lad with the ball at his feet, very good dribbler on his right but can also use his left well. He looks like he should have more goals than he has. Anyone have a stat on what his conversion rate is like? Goals compared to xG? edit: just looked this up, xG last season was 4.45 and his goals were 3. Seems very low for his 1619 minutes. I know Watford were a mess but was he playing deep or across the line?

Not sure going into the current shambles of Man U would be a clever career move for Pulisic, even on a loan