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Not a good challenge but I can’t quite figure out how the impact of his head hitting the turf is so strong

Interesting choice of words Bruno, an allusion to Romano’s tweet about Joao?

Absolutely appalling keeping for the third

Again Villa got lucky as Ings was both off and passed it wide past the post before running into the keeper

He’ll be rock hard right now, knowing that Neville name-checked him. The one thing trolls care about is attention and the bigger the name that gives them it, the better even if it’s negative (see Piers Morgan, Katie Hopkins, Grimesy etc)

Kamara’s game tonight: clatter into the back of someone and give away a free kick

Jammy bastards

It is aye

Can’t get away with watching multiple games like

Think Broja would be a fantastic loan signing for Everton and would be more useful for them than Gordon due to them having barely any goals in their side

Big game for Stevie G tonight, the kind of game premier league sides lose often when they’re managed by an idiot

Just fell down the pecking order after Krafth’s performances, no? Just think Howe made a call on Krafth and it worked out well

Contract with the other Red Bull team starting from 23/24 wasn’t it?

Ooof, hadn’t thought of that. Feel like shit now

Things are heating up and we’re spinning plates? Sounds like we might be getting a new industrial dish washer in at St. James’ before the window’s over.

Odds on Luke doing one of his creepy dances and uploading it to Twitter if this falls through?

I love Miggy’s attitude, personality and effort on the pitch but I don’t think he’s going to transform into a high-assists / goals winger. He suits our high press and he has a good partnership with Bruno. Given that it’s Everton, we shouldn’t be letting him go for anything under £20m, given how appalling they are at business

Just send big Jow round tonight and get him to hammer on Joao’s door until he comes out, so he can bundle him into the back of our black transfer van

Imagine buying Gordon for £60m and then sending Pulisic out on loan, the actions of a club that is struggling for direction

Don’t think there’s much likelihood he’ll go to Everton unless they offer him a huge increase on what we’re offering, which isn’t that unlikely because they’re an absolute clown operation over there. If he did go to them it would be another relegation battle season

Get some goals at Tranmere lad, get some confidence in you

I think he’s a good prospect and already producing at premier league level but that is fucking insane

The fuck is this man

Agree, confident but also classy and doesn’t come across like a dick

Disagree but we’ll see how the season goes for him