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Don’t want Bruno leaving this club without cementing himself as a club legend and with trophies on top

Lee Charnley appointed - quadruple bogey

Oh dear

Why spend £80m on a striker when you could spend it on Harry Maguire

Someone hoy that in the ace posts section please, haven’t laughed this much in weeks

Love it when Froggy lashes out, one of my favourite N-O tropes

Chiellini clearly has zero respect for the MLS

Joelinton and Bruno’s football IQ, if you want to call it that, are really high and they’re being coached exceptionally well too. They work so well together in reading the play, picking out passes and running other midfields over. Our midfield is class already and will only get better

Hugo’s fucking massive like, height-wise that is, as he has the body mass of a genetically modified twiglet

Gerrard’s got such a massive chip on his shoulder. Ridiculous for someone who was such a good player

Hope Mings gives him a good stare down when Gerrard gets laid off

Going to this, can’t fucking wait

There was nothing wrong with the idea of the corner, makes it harder to mark but the delivery has to be perfect to make that sort of thing work otherwise it’s a way lower percentage option

Don’t blame them too much for being optimistic, it’s incredibly exciting being back in the PL after 23 years. I do blame that fan for thinking o’brien was on par with one of the top 5 midfielders in the league, in Bruno

Absolutely no chance

He had an interview with them, I don’t know if he got the job but sounds like he did, credit to him if so

Tottenham are so slick transitioning from midfield to attack, horrible side to play against

Pleased for Mitrovic like, great character to have in the league

Tell me more, don’t know his game at all. His stats look outstanding. That Twitter post coming from a proper source?

I think the Dembele similarity has been mentioned a couple of times on here now and it’s definitely a fair comparison. He was an outstanding player for Spurs and so frustrating to watch us come up against him and lose the ball time and time again. It’s incredible how good Joelinton is, my favourite player. Hope he’s here for years to come

Gerrard on Mings: “I offered him out before the game and like the soy boy cuck that he is, he said he doesn’t like violence. You read between the lines but let’s just say he’s going to be getting a lot of splinters this season”

Tindall has only one photo face and it’s “lock up your daughters”

Last season they were very good at home, especially in the final part of the season. However, they were appalling away from home. Will be interesting to see if the trend continues

Getting the pre-match nerves now. Desperate to start with a win

7th, that’s our limit this year and we have an outside chance at it