gbandit

So much noise about this right now. Does feel like we’re going to get some concrete news soon

"Library of the North"

Fair play

Bailey subbed, awful for a player’s confidence that

In slow mo

Kane’s body looks like it’s giving up on him. I’m not sure he could get slower

Bayern are such a shadow of their former selves

VAR’s fine on offsides, trash on everything else because most referees haven’t got a fucking clue

Gnabry, you imbecile

More skill, less bruising

Eurgh

Upamecano is so shit man

“Too nice to scream at anyone ain’t he?” Aye Hargreaves

Hope Bayern end Villa tonight

Maybe went on a hunger strike for that new contract

What. A. Cunt.

It highlight how important getting a player like Madueke, Semenyo or Mbeumo is on our right hand side but every single game highlights this

The game was shite, everyone accepts that. The game was only ever going to be shite with 11 men behind the ball and zero intent on their part. I don’t have any issue with how we played and it means nothing for the rest of our season other than we’re still in the cup which is good news. The only interesting things to come from the game were Osula, Vlach getting on and probably positioning himself as second in line if Dubs is out for a while, Hall looking very good again with the ball at his feet

I think Tonali is going to solve our midfield issues. Bruno, Jow and Tonali should be more than enough to dominate most sides in the middle, with Miley coming back to push for a place there. If three of the four above are playing and get used to playing together then we’ll see us control games more and more

I didn’t mind the “Sula” ending but the rest was shite

Was on the metro home yesterday and there was a 50 year old man who was on the phone the entire way from Haymarket to Palmserville complaining about the game. Here are some of his word for word lines: ”You just want to see a bit of effort and there was none” ”They (Wimbledon) could have scored any time and it would have been penalties, it should have been penalties” ”We play like that against Everton and we’ll lose ten nil” ”only an idiot wouldn’t realise Howe’s unhappy. That’s the problem and it’s because of Staveley going and him having no say on transfers” ”there’s no way we’re finishing above mid table this season” ”it was all looking better 18 months ago but it’s gone wrong, Howe will be England manager. In ten years we’ll still have won nothing” ”it’s always the same with Newcastle, there’s always negativity” ”it was like a Sunday league match out there. No one cared, there was no quality” “we’ll get stuffed by Chelsea, Palmer will tear us apart” He was a season ticket holder I’m sure, what the fuck is he doing going to the match. He didn’t say one positive thing the whole journey, just relentless bile

Joelinton’s going to score against these clowns and so is Gordon

We’re going to buck the trend and perform well here + get the win 1-2

Announcer’s kegs must have been caked in the brown stuff when he saw big Vlach’s name so took the easy way out

Tragic bloated format