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Not even a Chelsea fan but £7,500 for a chat with Cudicini and a chance to meet the very worst people in football (Chelsea executives) is a steal

I agree with this but I wonder what the solution is. We have three off form wingers and one winger (Murphy) who has significant limitations in general build up play while being a superb crosser of the ball. I don’t know what we can do to effectively sort out this form issue. It’s not like we can drop all three of them and bring them back in. Osula is currently looking a better alternate on the RW to Murphy (who should start) over Elanga

Floundering is all it is. He’s gone down what can fairly be described as the Pardew line of thought. Nonsensical excuses that try to deflect away from his failings and they become more and more illogical the longer the poor football continues

1953 I think it was. Dickheads R’Us in a real spot of bother at the moment. Wonder who will take the hit to accommodate Ekitike. Got dressing room disaster written all over it with Van Dijk failing, issues at LB, Szob playing at RB. Whole thing’s a shambles. Spent £450m and their backline’s a mess

Well that sounds shite

I commented on it and multiple others commented on it too that it wasn’t going to work smoothly having Isak, Salah and Ekitike in the team. As it’s turned out the latter is far and away the best of the three but their manager won’t play him over either of them

He’s really showing himself up to be completely clueless, and it’s beautiful

He’s scoring a brace on Tuesday. Big Nick dicks again

Loving how mainstream the hate is. There’s a real community of hate among the Newcastle fans and we should be applauded for being the nucleus but credit to the rest of the country in taking the piss too. Think if it continues in this vein it’s going to get extremely funny

He’s robbing Liverpool every day at the moment so seems about fair

Should Drury be allowed to live?

Van Dijk trying to nail another one of his teammates in the same game, can’t knock him for the effort

Salah, oh dear

The fuck is going on at Rangers? What’s making them so toxic?

Think that owes to the talent in their squad rather than the tactics of their manager though. He’s taking them backwards on a Shinkansen

Liverpool look so flat mentally, shame they’re managed by a man whose personality most closely resembles insulated plasterboard

Gravenberch does in fairness

Man U’s passing shape is significantly better, actually finding space and stretching Liverpool

Liverpool are fucking shite. Slot’s a fraud

Good to see that Van Dijk enjoys doing his own players snidely as much as other teams’ players

I’m talking about his drop off in form at West Ham from looking like one of the world’s best emerging talents. They couldn’t wait to get rid of him and sold him for a bargain price. We all make comments all the time about players without knowing who they are, everything is inference and analysis of what we can see on the pitch. you’ve got a different opinion to me, fair enough, let’s see how it plays out across their careers

Yes and no like. Kudus is extremely gifted technically but I’d hazard not that easy to coach and someone whose head drops and won’t make the most of his ability. Elanga is someone who will absolutely maximise their potential. He’s not anywhere near as gifted technically but he’s a top athlete and he can play off both feet. He will come good but I think we’re fucked at the moment by virtue of neither winger being in form and it making the other side look worse because of it. We’re not breaking at speed properly when we do get chances and that’s most likely down to confidence and decision making. At the end of their careers, Elanga will have achieved a lot more than Kudus in my opinion even though it should be the other way round

It’s a grim report card and very hard to make sense of. He’s regressed as a player in his prime years. I think we’ll see him back to his best this season again but fuck knows why he’s been so poor for so long

Said to be very frustrated with Fulham’s lack of ambition. Why would he go to Forest though? Ambition in the hands of a man who prefers the game of Russian roulette over the game of football