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No chance

We need Abramovich to become the Kingslayer here and kill the mad cunt

Seems like Chapman has a bad rep on here, just down to his general manner or things he’s said? I’ve never had an issue with him

England have mostly been awful to watch in my lifetime (35 years old), especially at major tournaments. I’d say that both the quality of football and of course the results have been significantly better under Southgate. You can make the argument that it’s because we’ve got the best crop of players in years but Southgate deserves huge credit

Not desperate for Raphinha, Barca got Graham Carr as chief scout these days? With all these bargain clause deals?

Feels like a Lampard / Gerrard for England but a step below them. Have an irrational hatred for him as well

Such a good point like, unless you’re some mad national team creep, you’re likely not going to go to an England match unless you live in London or the Home Counties

Aye, but that’s what the forum’s here for, to talk shit together, occasionally slag each other off and represent the clique. We need a new poster for us to turn on though, hopefully someone’s willing to step up to the mark

I’ve never had Tory vibes from Kane. Think he’s a likeable lad off the pitch but snide as fuck on it without ever getting pulled up on it. Apart from his amazing goal scoring record he’s an outstanding passer too. Although there’s no chance of us getting him, my only concern would be about his age and whether as he loses more pace (never had much anyway) it’ll affect his chances in front of goal

This just a bit of a wind-up? I imagine if one of your boys made it and started copping endless shit in the tabloids you’d think differently?

Looks like a left-sided attacking midfielder from the bits I’ve seen, maybe left winger. Haven’t seen enough of him to know whether he can play in multiple positions but wouldn’t be surprised at all given he’s got great technique

I get what you’re saying but it’s really hard to find strikers with his strike rate in the PL. I think we need a young, pacy, skilful striker who will develop with us. With Wilson being here for a couple more years, where hopefully he remains injury free. Wood can be sold on in the summer

It’s cynical as fuck, as if football needed to be even more fucked up

Horrific from PSG, and what have they got to show for it? The only way those numbers would even begin to make sense would be if Ligue 1 had the potential to rival the other European leagues. Just throwing money in the toilet

The last dunce

I tell you what, Matterface is bang on. Klopp isn’t scared to tell Kevin Friend what he thinks, stunning insight

Are you fucking kidding, that’s a pen nah actually, he catches the keeper on purpose. Stupid twat

Livramento looks like another good right back, absurd riches in that position for England

Armstrong off the post, lovely open game so far. Gundogan is such a classy player

It’s as if he’s embarrassed by his club, wanker

Despite being a vile little rat, Anthony Gordon is actually a decent footballer

Howay palace, fun start this richarlison already on his arse sulking

Timo “nothing but net” Werner

Ziyech cutting in is like the modern Robben

Loftus-cheek absolutely gagging to get hauled off at half time