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Eh? Southgate’s been invaded, it looks like

Fair play, great move on the part of the director

What line of work are you in? That’s quality

“They thought my career was over, it is now” love how the article included the …good moment from last night. Was class

“They’ve had their lateral flow tests, now comes the real test” ”there’s a picture of a future king in the crowd but I can see eleven kings on the pitch right now, arise prince Raheem” ”Kane? or was it his brother the Undertaker out there? Because he has buried them tonight” “Gareth has gathered the Pride for one last hunt, and boy he will be proud of his young lions because they got their kill tonight and they’ll be feasting on it for the rest of their lives” I’ve lost my head a bit today, done fuck all work

For sure, I’ve forgotten what Tyldesley is like in fairness. I used to hate him. He seems to have gained a lot more popularity since he lost the main ITV gig a few years back

It’ll be Mowbray, he gets the big gigs

Matterface constantly makes pronouncements, that’s what pisses me off the most, not his lack of a basic understanding of what’s going on, on the pitch. It’s when he says stuff like (not his own words): “The beast is awake now and England fear it, but also know how to tame it” or “England’s eyes are wide open to the threat, they’re not sleeping lions anymore”. These fucking weird pronouncements where he speaks for individual players or the team in overblown cliches infuriates me

I actually think both Rice and Phillips are both good players and fulfil an important role but I just don’t think they should both play, Phillips at least can pick a decent pass but he needs to forget striking the ball from outside the box. I’d consider dropping one of them for Henderson

No idea why Damsgaard came off, was absolutely baffled by that decision

Just hope we don’t get overwhelmed by the situation. Can’t possibly predict it, they’ll be very dangerous down the wings. Just got to play the best we can and probably get some luck to win given the enormity of the occasion. As it gets closer I’m going to get less and less confident

Hasn’t properly hit me that we’re in the final, absolutely dazed

Neville sticking the knife into Boris, love it

Matterface begging people to watch ITV, get tae fuck

Pickford’s absolutely lost it here, don’t want to see a single effort against him

Eh? Grealish off for Trippier?

Get the fuck in

Been about one minute of play so far

Are you fucking kidding me?

We’ve got this in extra time. Foden on, Mount off. Henderson on, Phillips off. If they’re properly spent then Sancho as well

Wish Phillips would fuck off with long range efforts

Awful ref

We’re leggy, need subs now

Philips with a Tiote effort

He wasn’t trying to chip the keeper you fucking prat