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They press very well and will be a match for us in terms of how fit they are but we rarely play against teams that come out and take us on. If we are clinical we’ll put them away quite comfortably I think

Criminal that a player of Ziyech’s quality is on the bench

I wouldn’t have a cock left if this happened

Kepa will always have that moment where he mugged Sarri off. That’s what he’ll be remembered for

Class

It’s delicious

Looks like he’s won a raffle to get on the pitch

Felix looks like he’ll be an excellent drifting forward in terms of creating chances and speeding up Chelsea’s movement but hopefully his finishing will continue to be off

Exactly the profile of player we need at RB, wonder if our interest in Ashby is over now

Didn’t mind it when it was natural, now it just seems like everyone does it. Apart from Duff, who filled his shorts with jizz after scoring against us

Get in, Pereira is such a handy player, always very tidy

Felix looks absolutely desperate to score, hope Fulham win here tonight and Potter comes under further pressure. Would be class to see Chelsea’s ‘project’ falter in under a year

Craven cottage is a lovely ground to look at, not that great to be in, atmosphere is very poor from the Fulham fans, like a toned down Brighton which is saying something

Gnonto looks a class player like, fair play to them for getting him in during the summer

Think he’s the type to hold his hands up and realise he’s made a big mistake. Don’t really want to see him serve a club-enforced ban given he’s my favourite player and we’re on an amazing run of form. Not sure what the best thing for the club to do is

Ah man, that’s absolutely gutting

Don’t necessarily think it’s dumb, just would be surprised if he ends up making a significant impact there. Will be interesting to watch how they change their style of play to get more crosses in. Does Antony have a history of firing in crosses? Their wide players like to cut in a lot. I guess Shaw will be called upon heavily to cross the ball in

What happened to Ansu Fati, thought he was seen as one of the best players of the next generation @Village Idiot

Season imploding. Arteta needs to get in an assistant manager with experience to bring a cool head for the second half of the season, someone who’s maybe been one of the most important managers of the last century, someone who has 1,000+ games managed under his belt

I’d also like to give thanks to Bruce for getting Bruno and Isak over the line

Unbelievably grim

Leicester away was very enjoyable because we got it all sorted in the first ten mins but you could totally relax by 30 mins. It’s so rare for us to be able to enjoy a match in that way. Not our best performance for the full 90 but enjoyable to not have any tension

Ooof, genuinely is kidney garden football stakes

Shame it’s not the Prime Cup

What kind of fat stacks do we receive for getting to the semis, anyone know the prize money / TV cash? I know it won’t be huge but if we finish top 6 and have this extra cash as well, it will surely help us to speed up our spending power a bit