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After some shorts with zips but the store said they didn’t have any a few weeks back. How difficult is it to put some fucking zips on shorts so I can put my phone in the pocket without worrying it’s going to smash to pieces when I bend my knees

Don’t think Almiron is going anywhere and I think he has a role to play in our team as a sub playing the high press late on in games. I have a soft spot for him and wish he could deliver more goals and assists but I don’t think we can expect a dramatic improvement from him next season even if Howe gets the best out of him

The fuck is this shrill singing in the Austrian national anthem

They just said there were still some available in the BBC build up

Hope he has one of those Michael Owen brochures to take to clubs

Interesting, I’d be amazed if Everton sold or if Gordon wanted to come. He seems like he adores Everton. I don’t think it’s the best use of money by us but he made a big impact last season for Everton when they were absolutely dire. Basically him and Richarlison were the only bright lights for them

Hmm, too pricey for me. He holds the ball up well and has excellent movement but I don’t think his technique on the ball is worth that sort of cash

Thank fuck

Barbosa seems like a big risk, got no way of knowing how he'd perform in the premier league and who has actually seen him play properly?

Yes

Willock has a bright future here, Longstaff’s future is uncertain long-term. Shelvey will be gone in a year’s time

Can someone crop Anderson’s face as a smiley?

To be honest, as much as he's a little rat, he's got a great attitude in terms of fighting for your club. He's got excellent movement as well

Good, especially in relation to Lingard

Huh, Lingard slagged the toon off? Or someone else? What did they say?

Aren’t we always assessing the market? I thought the journo was saying he was looking at his options in the squad before reassessing

Doesn’t he only have one player of note? I was making the point that he was getting a lot of hype around Ekitike. There’s no indications yet that anyone is in for Gayle, Ritchie or others

I reckon it’s a bit of both. Our most pressing areas all window have been a striker and right winger. Our main target looks to have fallen through and although there may be deals currently in play, there could also be total stasis

We need to get that cunt agent of Ekitike’s to take on some of our dead wood as clients

Everything’s ground to a halt. Surely we could sell Murphy, with Gayle he would have picked up a suitor from the championship with a bit more game time I reckon. Ritchie we might need to loan out and pay a lot of his wages

Not sure I buy the reports saying we were going to slow down so Eddie could assess our attacking options. What does he have to assess, apart from Anderson? We’re surely working extremely hard to make some deals happen. If we’re really in for Broja it’ll come out soon

Class way just to unsettle Man U by pushing for a move even if they don’t actually end up getting him

Eriksen to Man U is frustrating, so many players have bombed there in the last few years. He’s got enough quality to rise above but I still think he would have been far better off at almost any other side in the premier league

It should have way more traction than just a single NUFC forum

Looks like he’d bang your girlfriend and then on the way out ask for an apology because the quality of snacks in the fridge were below par