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Much better in the last five mins

What an absolute lost cause

What are we likely to get for Lewis? He’s barely played in ages and has had a string of injuries. Can’t imagine there’d be a lot to cash in on / a lot of interest

Such nonsense clickbait stuff: ”If we signed Messi, Isak, Paqueta, De Bruyne and Pedri would it be a decent window?”

Great news, thanks for everything Dwight, you’re a good lad

“He is someone they’ve had on their radar but it remains to be seen if they can agree terms, there’s a lot of work to be done” incoming

If that’s true, or even if it’s close to true then it’s genuine insanity

Looks like it was made by a ten year old dropping their first diss video

Isn't it all to do with the stadium deal they got?

This ref and the linesmen are mental like

Lascelles...

He's so comfortable driving with the ball anywhere throughout the middle and down the left, physically looks ready for the premier league as well

Such an outstanding speaker, don’t think he’s said a single thing since he came to the club which hasn’t protected the club, enhanced its reputation and shown him in a good light

Feel like Adam P has done some solid work keeping us entertained during the quiet transfer days and weeks, for that I’ve shifted my opinion on him. He’s not trying to be some ITK cunt, he’s not giving it large, he’s just a weird kid who seems to be loving what he’s doing. I don’t follow him other than stuff posted on here but it’s as harmless as it comes and a lot better than the vast majority of horror shows on Twitter

There’s no way Mara is staying at Bordeaux next season so it just depends on whether we want him and whether there’s serious other bidders, were Atleti mentioned as the other potential bidder?

Who are we to argue with Barcelona’s desperate attempts to go bankrupt

It’s not entirely clear, seen it reported as a permanent deal, a loan deal with option-to-buy and loan deal with mandatory purchase. I’m sure it’ll be properly confirmed soon but if it is a loan deal then it’s horrific business

Reims are the ones who’ve been screwed over here, season long loan deal with option to buy. Fairly awful business for them

Hope they did a breathalyser as part of the medical

Can’t we just sell Murphy to Norwich?

Who’s the alpha there, Wilson? Everyone seems so chill

It’s not in doubt, he’s going to be amazing this season

Time for Atlanta United to get lucky and be presented with Matt Ritchie for a cool £1m and Jacob Murphy for an exorbitant £10m?

I think it’s impossible to say what the right decision is for him, will depend on how much game time he gets and whether he can break through. PSG are absolutely mental so there’s no guarantee it will work out and I do think that playing in Ligue 1 for the team with more resources than all other teams combined isn’t necessarily the best recipe for success but who knows. Either way, I look forward to his agent getting a drink-driving charge for crashing into the Eiffel Tower

Not been posted in since April so thought I’d give him a bump. Convinced he’s going to have a great season. Last season the first half was poor but after Eddie came in he started to play very well for half of several matches. I think our midfield remains a bit of a mystery how it will line up this season but I think Willock could play in an advanced position with Bruno and big Joe sitting just behind. The winger positions are an odd one as obviously we’re very weak on the right and for all ASM’s talent, he’s still yet to show how he can play for the team