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Worst comes to the worst, we stick a couple of houses and hotels on the weakest ones and sell them to our reserves for ££££££

Tonali will have Longstaff’s arse littered with splinters after the fourth PL game

Beating Brighton and Wolves is brilliant business

My nephew’s local team is the Yokohama Marinos. He was wearing their top yesterday. He’d have probably gone to the game with his dad if he was in Japan at the moment. Over for the holidays, he was pleased with the result

I’d play him on the right which is where he mainly played in the Euros. Was an absolutely massive handful for everyone who was up against him. He’d bully people in the premier league, especially alongside Jow

Now that Yilmaz has been mentioned I’m all in on him, think he’d be amazing for us

Everyone worried about Howe taking the England job when it’s the Ireland job we should have been worrying about

Wasn’t he the absolute beast who never stopped running? Was absolutely immense in the euros, so physical and amazing attitude

Promising, get it done lads

For someone who knows fuck all he really likes to run his mouth

Would be class if we’ve fucked Milan over here

It’s breathtaking how little self-respect he has

How is Ornstein so connected by the way? He breaks so many stories it’s unreal

Wonder how far along these talks are, hopefully he’s currently in the Vermont getting in a pre-contract signing session

I like it, a lot. That would be the end of the Thiaw stuff if we got Guehi in though surely?

I’d say high twenties and it gets done £27m, maybe £25m

20 years old is very young for a striker. I’d say you get 20 year olds that are further developed in their games in almost every other position over Striker

Eddie’s Christian mags

Any sense from highlights or people who’ve watched him what kind of aerial threat he poses?

Never seen him play, trust our scouting and the fact that their fans don’t want him to go

Almiron wouldn’t go. Trippier didn’t go and it’s not entirely clear why, who else received an offer?

Unsuccessful

Incredible spoken english, must surely have lived in an English speaking country for a decent period

I like Ange but his football approach is pretty one dimensional. They also have a team with some glaring weaknesses. I think they’ll get some heavy wins this season but a good number of heavy losses. Can’t see them finishing above sixth. In fact I’d predict 7th or 8th