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Ward Prowse is an incredibly limited midfielder. He has a couple of outstanding attributes, namely set piece delivery and crossing but everything else is well below average. Your midfield is going to get run over constantly with him in it

Gutted. Shame Bradley’s out too. Hope we fucking hammer them nonstop down their right until Slot’s Humpty Dumpty head falls off and cracks

In fairness, Butt’s not having a dig or thinking about it in a business sense. He’s talking in a purely emotional sense from a player and fan perspective. You can’t disagree with his sentiment there but it clearly doesn’t make sense from a business or footballing perspective. This is the nightmare we’re currently embroiled in. A situation where no outcome suits us. We either hold onto a total dickhead who doesn’t want to be here or we sell him to preserve the squad and overpay for a replacement who’s not as good. This is the reason he’s fucked us, because we have no good options

It’s frightening how Barney Ronay manages to prattle on at such length without saying more than a single idea in such a long article. He’s so far up his own arse I imagine he’s gone blind like a Salamander https://www.theguardian.com/football/2025/aug/23/the-undeniably-massive-alexander-isak-affair-has-created-its-own-sub-reality

It’s good that you don’t take yourself too seriously. I’ll give you credit for that. Too many of us believe in our own opinion on things too much

Out of order. Going to cripple his already fragile confidence

Won’t be happening this season

Wat

Hope this isn’t shade being thrown at the GOAT

They’re going to leak a lot of goals this season and they’re going to struggle to score a lot against teams that are set up well

In fairness, he’s been one of their best players despite only being on for fifteen mins

Loved that

This Potter or Epstein?

Unlucky Delap, your career at Chelsea is probably not far off from being done unless Pedro gets an injury

Get fucked man. This is as bad as it gets

Giz us the deets

Just an incredibly one paced side across the pitch. Barely any creativity, no quality on the wings. Defensively terrible and just flat across the pitch. Disgusting goal to concede that. These fucking losers man, giving Chelsea such an easy ride

About as bad a defensive performance as you can expect at this level. Probably more in terms of individual performances than set up but hard to tell really how they’ve been coached

This game only really tells us about West Ham, not Chelsea. And West Ham are going to be in the bottom six

Neto, you thick clown

I think it’s way too early to assess Chelsea. If Palmer does have an injury hit season I think they’ll massively struggle to get top five. If he’s fit then hard to gauge with all their new players

Wear Ham have absolutely nothing about them, they have Bowen and Paqueta and that’s it in terms of quality. The rest of the team are cloggers and nothing players

I fucking love Sanchez, my favourite goalie in the league now that Onana is clearly getting shipped out

Chelsea have barely touched the ball

Eurgh, can only hope it crashes and burns