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As if there’s zero uproar about this sort of shit. It’s preposterous. No one gives a fuck anymore

It’s fucking hilarious how we’re made out to be the bad guys in football and the ones no one wants to do business with. When in reality, the vast majority of other clubs are either directly or indirectly working to destroy the game on a daily basis

And we’re the problem lads

Desperate for Guehi to stay put

He acted like a hardman last season knowing that he was backed by all the cartel

Find it funny as fuck that Palace have accepted a bid for Eze well under his value, if it’s not a release clause

Aye, it really isn’t like. It only becomes logical if we receive a ridiculously high offer and we get Wissa in and have another striker good to go

Nah, I think there’s likely something there. Not something explicit but an understanding that the six biggest clubs that have enormous power don’t want us to succeed and a lot of the smaller clubs have cosied up to them so a natural extension is that they won’t want to do business with us in case it damages their relations

I wouldn’t no, I like him but he’s a bit chaotic as a player and I want someone a lot more reliable and orthodox. I wouldn’t be gutted to see him here but I don’t think he’s a particularly good fit

Eze is a much better fit for Arsenal over Spurs. Gutted if he does go there as Arsenal will be only a striker away from being a title contender. As they often are, idiots

He’s a quality player. Just another disgusting example of Chelsea hoovering up talent and not failing on transfers where their players don’t succeed or break into the team at Chelsea. It’s an utter fucking joke

Would hate him to go to you. Would be a disaster for us if he ends up at Villa over anywhere else. He’ll turn into an elite striker under Emery or Howe

Yup, we could but they’re very complicated deals and how many clubs would Isak go to and how many clubs have strikers they want rid of + want to come to us. The more things added into a transfer, the harder it is to do

It’s like he’s constantly preparing for a casting agent from Peaky Blinders to show up

This transfer couldn’t make more sense at this stage

What a scoop

And yet we’re expected to receive an under-valuation offer for our player when we have no replacements

What a sorry saga

Let’s pick our battles, we don’t need to blow this up further at present. Our job until September is to get our squad in the best place possible

Get him in the shop window. Put a bow on him and attach a buy-one-get-one-free-with-Matt-Targett sticker on him

Gone from being one of the most admired players in the league to the laughing stock in one month

Simon Jordan’s been spot on, on this issue all summer. He’s understood every play that Isak and his agent have made and has read it like a book

Get Isak’s face imposed on the lad who gets his heart ripped out please

Yeah, don’t sell. Cheers

Fair enough, didn’t realise he was homegrown