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Raphinha here we come

If we wait another year we can triple our money or have an even better player (provided his contract ending in 2026 is nonsense)

What a wild transfer for Villa. That price for McTominay is fair and probably suits all parties

The problem is he’s not going to get game time this season. Targett will go out on loan where we cover a decent chunk of his wages. Let’s hope he has a good loan

The Newcastle United website is an absolute piece of shit like

Grim as fuck if he leaves for Liverpool this window or ever

I think his finishing is still a long way off but physically he’s really strong, overpowering a lot of defenders. Think that side of his game might fade quickly though if he keeps picking up injuries

Hojlund does seem extremely fragile

Who drops off for Arsenal next season? Can’t see Saka or Odegaard dropping their level. Havertz isn’t a good finisher at all but he’s very good at linking play. Their speed at moving the ball means that they get so many goals from their wide and midfield options. They also have serious height from set pieces. They will either finish top or just behind top in second.

Personally think that’s terrible news for Chelsea. Might be good for their books, will be terrible for their team spirit

Eurgh, fuck off Arsenal

Not going to get a schadenfreude hit from him getting injured, don’t want that for him, just want him to be utter shit

I’d absolutely go spurs as well

We’re looking for better players, that’s what’s happening

Wonder what the main motivation for quitting was? Turning into a total dickhead?

Billytray on here always seemed like a decent lad. Never seen a thing of him off here though

Interesting, Bowen, Crysencio and Kudus is very good in fairness. Let’s hope they don’t get a good striker in. I think Füllkrug would fit very well with those wide players

King Rat setting his stall out for a “anything 17th and above is a win for me bonny lad”. He’s learnt well from his master, Ashley

Leny Yopo (You Only Play Once)

West Ham, provided they don't get Fullkrug, are going to be such an average side next season

Fuck off Anfield Sector, you parasite

The issue with that is that Gordon is already an extremely good LW but has the potential to become top five in the world due to his pace and his improvement in finishing last season. Barnes, while he can improve, is a lot more limited. Gordon will be worth more next season as well than he is right now

How do you know he was never a problem player? Both at international level and at Bournemouth under Howe there were issues where he refused to play

It’s going to be Shish Kebab tonight lads

Sorry McCormick, I’ll let you have it next time