LRD

Yours truly.

http://espnfc.com/news/story/_/id/1445975/rafa-benitez-hopes-job-hunt-ends-england-stay?cc=4716 May manage outside PL if there are no suitable offers. Also doesn't mind waiting for the right job to come along. Mentions there are already interested clubs too.

Doesn't the Bosman ruling apply only within the EU, and Santos being obviously not part of that entitled to compensation even if Neymar's contract runs out?

I'm not happy with it. I'm not happy with my small cock but I'm not going to chop the f***er off either. Tbf you can't replace your cock.

Fergie is still around. He will give a wake-up call to the players if need be. Man U will still be in the mix although Mourinho and Pellegrini will mean it's a more competitive season.

Sad that we have been reduced to such a stage where people are chuffed just to experience PL football.

BS. You're secretly loving your minute of fame. I would be loving if I wasn't so shattered. You'll be fine on Wednesday.

BS. You're secretly loving your minute of fame.

As long as the ball is inside the area, you can hold it. Think it's as simple as that. Elliot probably should have extended out his arms fully.

All depends if that shoulder injury is going to be recurrent. Need another guy in if that's the case.

It being a WC year may be a deciding factor in the players' thoughts. Of course we hold their contracts and all that, but every often you'll find that it's sorta pointless keeping a player when his heart is not here anymore.

Think there was an article saying we will not be bringing in another GK in the summer, with Alnwick as 3rd choice going out on loan for needed experience.

I hope it's one of Ryder's masterpieces i.e. talking sh*te.

Didn't know he's a cousin of Juninho. Dem midget playmakers.

Timber against a team who loves their low placed shots. Gonna be a massacre. At least it gives us an appropriate setting to get those 'Pardew out' chants and bedsheets.

Except he's not.

Good. Pardew loves those. Could do with a couple more.

No idea. You've got to ask Ian himself.

No. Where do you draw the line then if those quotes are acceptable to you?

So anything goes as it's his nature to be casual in interviews?

Have you heard the interview? Yep. He's clearly a moron.

Ian providing fresh ammunition for IP.

He then says he just wants the fans to enjoy themselves. f***ing think before you speak Alan, if you're at all capable of that. This is a lovely bit too: “It’s been an unbelievable season and I think it’s been so, so tight because of the financial rewards at stake this year. I will make sure that we are well prepared for next season and thank God we are not in the Europa League again.” Fucking hell. Better not finish in a European spot next season then.

I hope that sits well with Ashley.