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That's a bit harsh, poor AC.

Good lad. Hope he makes a great career here.

All those excuses that Pardew comes out with. We should include them in the thread title after every match for a laugh. Alan 'we was tired' Pardew.

And when Bobby turned it around, the football was pure poetry. Can we expect Pardew to even string words together?

Pardew has a certain say in transfers but it's not like Llambias will stop bringing in what he considers as bargains or future profits anytime soon. As long as the deal is right, it doesn't matter how secure Pardew is.

Like the need to specifically indicate Pardew as the clueless twat. Stay around, IP. You are one of the better posters in this forum.

Bale, Suarez, van Persie and Mata all with a shout of winning it. Personally prefer Mata. Reckon it's Suarez or Bale though.

Tbf you know things are still touchy, and he'll more likely than not reply in a certain manner to you. You could have just chose not to reply to his post (not claiming either of you are solely at fault during this run). You are better than this, Ian. Sure, but my approach was to just not hold a grudge and continue to try and debate things normally. Let's just leave it at that, k? Peace out.

Just saw that comical goal. Really a case of bad communication.

Tbf you know things are still touchy, and he'll more likely than not reply in a certain manner to you. You could have just chose not to reply to his post (not claiming either of you are solely at fault during this run). You are better than this, Ian.

How many times has Fergie sold a player that didnt want to leave and he's gone on to do better? Stam and Forlan, probably a few more but not that many considering the length of his reign. Recently he's used Sunderland as his dumping ground, I'd never buy a player from Manu again, if he tried to sell me Rooney I'd wonder if I was being done over. I'll put van Nistelrooy in that category too. Generally, he sells at the right time as does Wenger. Horse face was old and wanted to leave, IMO he sold at the right time and got a great price iirc? Fair enough. Most of the time he makes the right calls. Sly old fox.

36 games so far. More red cards (2) than goals (1). Hilarious they play(ed) him as a number 10.

How many times has Fergie sold a player that didnt want to leave and he's gone on to do better? Stam and Forlan, probably a few more but not that many considering the length of his reign. Recently he's used Sunderland as his dumping ground, I'd never buy a player from Manu again, if he tried to sell me Rooney I'd wonder if I was being done over. I'll put van Nistelrooy in that category too. Generally, he sells at the right time as does Wenger.

I can't believe you took Obertan man. Some day you will buy another AC from us for 35m to make amends. Well, Dalglish did.

Ridiculous how Fergie always seem to sell us damaged goods. Smith, Butt, Obertan. We have been royally screwed on so many occasions.

His career was ruined more by injury than anything else.

Is that Ranger's mate?

He has no previous experience with a job that will consider him well-suited as a DOF. I would also think a DOF will require plenty of networking and connections in football. As for PR, why would Llambias let Pardew take over his job?

Not sure about a very one-footed Santon on the left mind. In a system with wingbacks you are pretty much dependent on the wingbacks to provide width. Santon is never gonna send in quality crosses regularly.

Alas, for Pardew the intentions are: AHHH DO NOT ATTACK!!!!! and Try to nick one +70 mins. So Pardew's logic applied to Tekken would be something like this: Let you character's health go below 30%, then start playing. That's not funny for you guys, but thumbs up for your ability to be able to laugh at your current disgrace. Supporting Newcastle means you must learn some self-depreciation and a bit of humor, otherwise you'll pretty much go bonkers.

Tell me that Liverpool kit is not real.

Edit: No longer Saylor but Steven 'Slayer' Taylor

Someone should really photoshop that knife into Saylor's hand.